Dude, I’ve literally been thinking about it all week. I keep saying “Onkey, you’re ruining my life, I’m out $653 in bananas” and “the only way to have your life back is to give me that onkey” to myself when I’m alone

Morri Moment (Kaplin)@kaplin.bsky.social · last wk.

Onkey is something I have to watch religiously, these two videos have the devils grip on my psyche

breaking: hackers have leaked gameplay footage of the new fisher price baby fun light up toy car with musical wheels. the ip owner has vowed to have the leaker eliminated "by any means necessary".

I've decided that actually I'm just going to start living the life I wanna live and stop worrying about what hypothetical people I don't know might think about me. I am cringe but I am free

I need to become hotter.

I've decided I want to start adding to my social circle beyond the like 4 people I've interacted with since highschool so I can actually go in the world and do new things with people, and oh my god it's terrifying but I'm determined to not be so chronically online

attack for @/landspeed [ #furry #furryart #artfight ]

i do this cuz i like you #makeaterriblecomicday2026

Don't do any of this.

multi celled morganism@meltedmistress.bsky.social · 2mo ago

basically it was like this

The #tadc finale was really good. I highly suspect @gooseworx.bsky.social got sick of people being assholes and cut the series short, (respect) but it didn't take away from the story. I wish Jax got a happy ending but I'll just huff copium and hope one day goose posts that Pomni fixed her. (Pls)

Deciding what to do sucks because that means deciding not to do literally anything else. In response to this, I will simply refuse to make any decision and later regret not doing anything, but like in a fun and sexy way

Trying social media again partially as a result of realizing I'm a LOT more fucked up than I thought and am way more affected by a lack of having a community than I thought, this time gonna just do stream of consciousness and not think too hard about making my posts "interesting"

teeny snuppy

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦 We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys! TO ENTER: ❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW 💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST This post only! ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT. Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.

I think a lot of people find it hard to answer the phone is because phones are always on silent, turning an incoming call into a low, monotone rumble. It's ominous and threatening. We need to bring back fun ringtones. Retvrn to a mono-track MIDI of a Black Eyes Peas song

If I ever get a pet leech I'm naming it Mark Suckerberg

The Cybertruck being such a disaster is the perfect symbol of Elons decline. Only a few years ago he was the one likeable billionaire, and his companies were legend. Tesla singlehandedly proved EVs could work. Now you can't wash them. SpaceX invented reusable rockets. Starlink barely works.

Second suspiciously furry looking contractor truck I've seen in the last few days, at this rate I feel like I'm gonna start seeing ads for roofers on e621

Finally able to move out of my parents after COVID with my bf and not have to "act normal" 24/7, pumped to spend every weekend just being a dumb dog and hanging out with him and friends

Babe what's wrong? You haven't showered with your shambluey.

Not quite as fast as I hoped but we're still down 5 pounds in 2024! Mayhaps if I keep this up I'll feel good enough to post pictures of myself on the Internet to make strangers horny, that's the dream

Did some other site's owner try to monetize the Holocaust and you finally GTFO? Are you feeling a bit lost in this new website? Here are some tips for you. Share widely for all the newcomers.

The fact that my ideal burrito bowl from Chipotle has only 5g of sugar is genuinely the only thing allowing me to get in shape for 2024. I like food too much to eat nothing but broccoli, white rice, and unseasoned chicken 24/7

life of a ΔΘ

Anyone who has the means and the will really should go see U2 live at Sphere before they leave. It's such an insanely cool show that even my boss went at my recommendation and was left speechless. Also helps that U2 does so much philanthropy that you know money is going somewhere useful.

Masculine urge to be called a good pup

There are only 3 things you need to do in life: 1. Be born 2. Drink Mug 3. Die