Thomas Womack

@fivemack.bsky.social

The three hour line to get through customs at Calais and onto a boat is less of a delight, also the way the road to the port is lined with tall concrete fencing topped with razor wire

Five sorts of fruit at breakfast and then ham and cheese baguette and a cafe au lait for the other two meals is a reasonable nutrition approach, no? It’s one that the aires de service on French autoroutes seem to suggest

Making a small vow that the next time I drive straight over the Pyrenees will be in a car with more than homeopathic quantities of torque. My darling 998cc Dacia Sandero was really struggling up some of the hills at 15mph in third.

I recently watched Iron Man (2008) for the first time in over a decade, and it's a real lightbulb moment to realize that every executive, business bro and tech guy currently obsessed with using ChatGPT or Claude or whatever thinks they're like Tony Stark talking to Jarvis

I had not quite realised quantitatively how much less efficient it was to drive fast in the heat. 47.4 litres (at €2.19 ≈ £1.88 per litre) for 333 miles on 80mph French péages, while Kirsten’s road trip to Cornwall and back at the end of April in the same car used 34 litres for 360 miles.

Fortunately I double-checked what was being requested, because I think fried breaded prunes in a salt, pepper and chilli spice mix with noodles would be unusual if you meant prawns. Though now I am thinking of devils on horseback and Zwetschgenknödel and actually it might work … another time :)

(u^2-2*u-2)^4+(u^2+4*u+1)^4+(2*u^2+2*u-1)^4 = 18* (u^2+u+1)^4 I wish I could construct more of these with less than O(n^9) runtime - there are O(n^3) quadratics with terms less than n in absolute value, and so O(n^9) triples of them to examine (6*u+3)^4+(u^2-2*u-8)^4+(u^2+4*u-5)^4=2*(u^2+u+7)^4

My, using locally-hosted LLMs gives you a better appreciation of what lengths the Big Companies have to go to reduce hallucinations. LLAVA is sure that my picture of a tern is a seagull; and when I tell it it's not a gull, it informs me it is a heron standing on floating debris!

A tern, fishing near Bait's Bite Lock in Cambridge, with its spread tail-feathers reflecting in the water.

Emily Wilson's latest translation is a prequel to The Odyssey. But since the original already covered the Trojan Horse, this one is all about a fight between two minor characters that Odysseus encountered in Hades. Embarrassing cash grab, milking that IP for all it's worth.

The HS2 works as you head into and out of Birmingham New Street are really quite impressively monumental. Though I’m a little surprised how rusted the brand new bridge frames look - I guess they’re COR-TEN and it’s deliberate to save the cost of keeping them painted.

Looking at what Dinomania can do today, and at the current Chinese focus on biomechanical-inspired robots, I expect an entirely plausible baby triceratops petting zoo event at Universal Studios Beijing by 2040, with a plausible T Rex roboting around in the background #dinoconuk

Would it be possible to make a Prehistoric Planet-like thing set in the actual Jurassic, or would anyone with the money to produce it reckon that they could not risk the audience reaction when so many people have Cretaceous favourite dinosaurs?

Usually convention hotel clashes are hilarious, but here we have fifteen hundred dinosaur enthusiasts at #dinoconuk in green lanyards and a comparable number of people in red lanyards from the Midlands Alcoholics Anonymous and Al-Anon, and I don’t think this will be the cause of any whimsy at all.