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"๐๐ค ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐จ๐ฉ. ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ก๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐ ๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ค ๐๐จ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐ช๐ฅ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ข๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐จ." He/Him | Parody | MV/MS | Layout by soph | written by izzy!!
[He laughed] Alright, alright! I would've told you sooner, but everything kinda happened at once. I wouldn't mind a little celebration, though. And yeah, Gavin's in jail. Fuck that guy.
maya.@mysticmayafey.bsky.social ยท 6d ago-- You have to tell me everything! How did you get it back? Did you finally kick that Gavin guy's butt? And can I make fun of him behind bars, yet?!
Oh, right. Lemme just. . . [Pushing out his lapel, showing his nice and shiny lawyer badge. His smile is just as bright.] See?
maya.@mysticmayafey.bsky.social ยท 6d ago... Uh. Earth to Nick? You're not a lawyer anymore, remember? Or... wait, did you get your badge back and not tell me?! You're trying to avoid taking me on investigations, aren't you? C'mon, Nick, I may be rusty, but I'm still a *great* co-council! [ Said with all too much confidence... ]
No, just need to meet with the opposing council. Standard lawyer stuff, you know?
maya.@mysticmayafey.bsky.social ยท 6d agoVisiting the Prosecutor's Office? It's been a while since you've had to do that. Is something going on?
Oh, nothing fancy. I need to visit the Prosecutor's Office. I don't think they'd be cool with me showing up in a t-shirt and shorts, haha!
maya.@mysticmayafey.bsky.social ยท 6d agoYou're looking good! Back in the ol' blue suit? What's the occassion?
โ โซโซโซโ โ โซโซโซโ โ โ โซโซโซโ โซโซโซโ โซโซโซโ Iโm afraid if I go out, โ โซโซโซโ โ โซโซโซโ โ โซโซโซโ โซโซโซโ Iโll outwear my welcome. โซโซโซโ โ โ โซโซโซโ
Franziska von Karma: I Am Perfect
Alt: Franziska von Karma whipping the bench, then pulling her whip taut before saying "Like I said before... I am perfect."
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x. the wheel of fortune@stillinthedark.bsky.social ยท 3w agoA foolish choice by a foolish fool who wishes to feel the foolish sadness of a sad fool.
Phoenix glanced at the hand, but made no move to shake it. "Pleasure. . ."
Shi-Long Lang@shifuwolflang.bsky.social ยท last wk."Special Agent Shi-Long Lang. Interpol." A hand stretched out with a smirk, as if for a handshake. "Pleased to make your acquaintance."
"I had nothing to do with that! I get my clients off every time!"
Shi-Long Lang@shifuwolflang.bsky.social ยท last wk.Lang's eyebrow rose at that reaction, lips curling slightly with amusement. Clearly, it wasn't the attorney's first time hearing such a thing. "Perhaps it has something to do with your reputation," he suggested. "Or, rather, the entire profession's reputation. Don't you think?"
Phoenox slouched, a look of annoyance crossing his face. "Oh, of course. God forbid anybody actually *likes* us."
Shi-Long Lang@shifuwolflang.bsky.social ยท last wk."Lawyers. Not my favorite." [The pat at his own lapel, indicating the Attorney's badge gleaming on Phoenix's.]
"One, rude. Two, I have nothing against furries. Three, what do you mean 'my sort'?"
Shi-Long Lang@shifuwolflang.bsky.social ยท last wk.Not that one can expect any better from your sort."
"Look, I don't know who you are or why you're here. But I don't need advice from a guy who's a tail and pair of dog ears short of a furry."
Shi-Long Lang@shifuwolflang.bsky.social ยท last wk.[The man's eyebrow rose, looking over at Wright appraisingly.] "This is exactly what I mean. You are but a fresh pup, coat still wet from your mother's attempts at grooming. Weak-pawed, and inexperienced. Your mind still needs to be illuminated by wisdom."
"I'm 26? Fuck you mean 'young'?" (What is up with this guy?)
Shi-Long Lang@shifuwolflang.bsky.social ยท last wk.[Like that would ever stop him.] "What is okay? Nothing is okay. Young pups like you these days are losing your reason! You can't even tell what a clear-cut proverb means!" [A shake of his head, sorrowful.] "If Lang Zi were alive today, he would be devastated."
"I forgot this account existed for a sec- why are there so many hedgehogs all of a sudden??"
"Aw, that is a bit sad. Maybe I can give you a cutting off Charley?"
Athena Cykes@cykology.bsky.social ยท 8mo agoโI think she canโt be saved, bossโฆ RIP Julianne, you will be missedโฆ!โ
"Leave her alone for a day and see what happens."
Athena Cykes@cykology.bsky.social ยท 8mo ago"Sheโs shriveled up and brownโฆ I think I gave her too much water!!"