elysia 🩷 POPS ON HERE FOR A MOMENT BC i am absolutely going WILD over yao guang she is SO pretty .........

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠWhat is it with the “ 𝐊𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐧𝐠'𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 ” .ᐣ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 .ᐣ.ᐟ We've been here for 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 of years,

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓚𝐑𝐀𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝓢𝐔𝐁𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄.@subprimeknight.bsky.social · last yr.

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘾𝘼𝙉'𝙏 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝙎𝙋𝙀𝘼𝙆 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙃 .ᐣ.ᐟ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓦𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝗞𝗨𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗨 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗦,

── 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇 .ᐟ@hotheadsai.bsky.social · 8mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ 𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄 「 * 𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙅𝘼 𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀𝙎 」 .ᐟ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑺 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 ....

‎ ─╌ 𝓢𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑫𝑫𝑬𝑹.@surudoichi.bsky.social · last yr.

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ... 𝐓𝐎 𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝐈𝐓.

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝘽𝙀𝘽𝙊𝙋 , 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ@hitechthief.bsky.social · 11mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗗𝗨𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 「 * 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 」 .ᐟ

[ 🐢 ] such an adorable little guy, aw ...

[ 🐢 ] “ oh, yeah . i have half animal coworkers too ─ one's a warthog, one's a rhino . they're total dummies . also don't know anything about hygiene, the nasties . ” “ TOTALLY . pretty entertaining . except for the whole, ( + )

✘ ── 𝙲𝚁𝙵𝚃𝚆𝚁𝙺.@crftwrk.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“Now, four turtles with pizza is definitely a new one. Not the craziest thing, though. One of my coworkers is half bat!” A small chuckle. “Definitely more interesting than just, saving cats and helping karens. Am I allowed to ask if it’s good? For a friend, of course.”

[ 🐢 ] “ exactly .ᐟ i think every fight needs a lil' bit of added spice to it . ” cue a nod . “ yeah, i suppose so . my two bosses ─ a ninja and a talking alien brain, yeah ─ are always coming up with schemes to try to take over the world . you should HEAR how absolutely CRAZY they are . ” ( + )

✘ ── 𝙲𝚁𝙵𝚃𝚆𝚁𝙺.@crftwrk.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"You're tellin' me. How am I not supposed to beat up thugs and, what is there, breakin' up bar fights? Without a bit of flare? When the big threats come around, what do you mean I'm not allowed to give it my all?" Another huff. "I mean, there's always somethin' new in this world, isn' there? -

[ 🐢 ] “ booo, boring . ” “ sure, i'll share ── i do my work over in new york with a ninja clan . i know, the words ' new york ' and ' ninjas ' are WILD to hear together in a sentence, but there's a TON of 'em . ”

✘ ── 𝙲𝚁𝙵𝚃𝚆𝚁𝙺.@crftwrk.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“Eh, not really. They don’t seem to like it when people get in the blast radius.” A small sigh. “What about you though? I don’t give information for free.”

elysia 🩷 i'll get to other ones soon, my brain doesn't want to do much thinking rn 😔

── 𝓒𝐈𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ@fleetedtrickery.bsky.social · 8mo ago

elysia 🩷 ooga booga

[ 🐢 ] “ maaaaybe .ᐟ ~ ” “ that is SOO cool . and you get to USE your expIosives and stuff during your community service .ᐣ wow . ”

✘ ── 𝙲𝚁𝙵𝚃𝚆𝚁𝙺.@crftwrk.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“Heh, is it really that obvious?” “Explosions are my main thing, yeah. I used to sell those and weapons too before I got busted. Now I’m doing…” “Community service. I’ll call it that.”

[ 🐢 ] yeah ── and like, what you do for a living . you seem the interesting type . is it something crazy .ᐣ maybeeee ... hm, someone who makes things go BOOM, BOOM .ᐟ ~ ( ✨️ )

✘ ── 𝙲𝚁𝙵𝚃𝚆𝚁𝙺.@crftwrk.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“Like, who I am as a person?” “I suppose just kind of a dumpster diver using whatever I can for whatever I may.”

elysia 🩷 ooga booga

[ 🐢 ] sigh ── coworkers . 🙄

[ 🐢 ] is his middle name grumpy .ᐣ 'cause if it is, i'm not shocked .

[ 🐢 ] [ steaIing some scientific equipment .ᐟ ... and also, some scientists' wallets . that should come as no surprise . 💀 ]

[ 🐢 ] a cute one, duh .ᐟ ... hehe, um, i don't actuUuually know . ( 💧 )

✘ ── 𝙲𝚁𝙵𝚃𝚆𝚁𝙺.@crftwrk.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Cats ears… Lemme practice. What kind of cat are you? [. At least learn her name first you weirdo. .]

𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟. 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤. 𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗼𝗰

elysia 🩷 i don't know why i didn't think of this until now, but perhaps i should have verse indicators ... hmhm

my bosses need to stop arguing, shut the fuck up, kiss, and get married already

no harm in it, really .ᐟ ✨️

✘ ── 𝙲𝚁𝙵𝚃𝚆𝚁𝙺.@crftwrk.bsky.social · 8mo ago

It’s more so just curiosity… I should start asking.

pff, nah ── .ᐟ i don't think so . it's simply curiosity .ᐟ ~ i'd probably ask mine, too . if they weren't total dum dums .

✘ ── 𝙲𝚁𝙵𝚃𝚆𝚁𝙺.@crftwrk.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Is it rude to ask you half animal coworkers want kind of that animal they are? Like asking sonar what kind of bat he is? Asking for a friend.

uh, halloween ended a while ago, y'know .ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕯𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 .ᐟ@bostaffs.bsky.social · 8mo ago

guess who . 👺

[ returning the side eye . 👺 ] you're totally mad that i'm right .

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕯𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 .ᐟ@bostaffs.bsky.social · 8mo ago

[ SIDE EYE . 👺 ]

' loser power ' is more like it .

... [ giving him the most disgusted look ever . 💀 ] first of all, 'bop, that was SARCASM . though, you probably don't know what that means . and second, EW ── stop doing that . 😒

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ “ 𝓛𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐎 ” .ᐟ@warthogjazz.bsky.social · 8mo ago

[ HE LOOKS SO CONFUSED . he stands there in silence .... before snorting and scratching his ass . 💀 ] gee, that's th' first time someone's said i did a good job ── 🤩

you're right, good job .ᐟ you've got some sense in that thick skull of yours . it's mine now . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ “ 𝓛𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐎 ” .ᐟ@warthogjazz.bsky.social · 8mo ago

nuh uh . that ain't my coin . 👺 [ YES IT IS . 💀🙏 ]

...

eww ... this coin has gross stuff all over it .ᐟ it's not shiny .ᐟ 😔 money is money, though .ᐟ.ᐟ even if you steaI it from your absolutely GROSS coworker who knows NOTHING about hygiene ... 😒