Is nothing safe? Is nothing sacred?

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday

“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”

listen to the end for a special haley stevens easter egg

5-4 Podcast@fivefourpod.bsky.social · yesterday

This week’s premium episode is a freewheeling discussion touching on whether Trump can steal the midterms, why elite liberal lawyers are representing the demons at Kalshi, and whether SCOTUSblog is headed to ruin.

we need a four day work week so we have time to watch the TikToks/reels our friends send

do you think in the future there will be January 6 reenactors

really went into a dark mental space clipping 2024 Trump speeches for this one

5-4 Podcast@fivefourpod.bsky.social · last wk.

This week’s episode is Mullin v. Doe, where the Court finally weighed in on Trump saying that Haitian immigrants are eating pets and poisoning our blood. The verdict: NOT racist.

just saw a t shirt that said “ammosexual”

Lmao Amazon fresh trying to offload bagged salads

please mamdani make amc release more tickets for the odyssey in imax @mayor.nyc.gov

I think I want a tattoo of jimothy

1/ Guy who killed Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero called his ex wife to get her to vouch for his character. Readers, she did not: archive.md/L8BuD Quite the opposite.

It actually would be nice if my haters become my waiters at the table of success.

A report on the ground from the ICE shooting in Biddeford that should make every parent in this country lose their minds:

mitch mcconnell is in recovery after undergoing the classic “3 in 1” emilia perez suite of simultaneous surgeries

They’ve said this about nearly everyone they’ve shot in a moving car, and they’ve lied nearly every time.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 4w ago

ICE says agent shot and killed Houston driver, FBI investigating

there’s a podcast that would never make this mistake

Joe Patrice@joepatrice.bsky.social · last mo.

So according to the folks on the scene in SCOTUSBlog's chat, "The PIO just checking with Nina in the broadcast booth and Nina says this is a mistake and they are taking it down."

thank you jd vance for helping instigate an ethnic cleansing campaign

Greg Sargent@gregsargent.bsky.social · last mo.

After SCOTUS ruling, Stephen Miller said: "We can finally remove these Haitian migrants." If so, Springfield Ohio, in deep red Clark County, will now face major ICE raids. Springfield is the cite of the "pet eating" lie. There are up to 15,000 Haitians there: newrepublic.com/article/2124...

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This one is for all the Roberts haters, you will not be disappointed!!

5-4 Podcast@fivefourpod.bsky.social · last mo.

On this week’s episode, Rhiannon interviewed @thelisagraves.bsky.social about one of the great villains of our time, John Roberts. open.spotify.com/episode/1ULN...

I graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades

Eric Umansky@ericumansky.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Jack Schlossberg does not have a good answer. www.newyorker.com/news/the-new...

This week’s episode is about a couple of cases designed to limit the impact of the First Step Act, the only good thing Trump has ever done. With a brief digression about the New Jersey congressman who has gone missing.

The Supreme Court v. The First Step Act

Podcast Episode · 5-4 · June 16 · 41m

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Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute

Benjamin Alvarez@benjalvarez1.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Meanwhile on the White House South Lawn

they should release a nerds gummy clusters perfume

Okay it turns out JFK was an insanely joyful place to watch that comeback!!

Alli@flojersey.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I’m supposed to fly out of New York tonight and it just feels so wrong

I’m supposed to fly out of New York tonight and it just feels so wrong

sometimes you need to stand in front of the hair dye aisle in Walgreens for 30 minutes pretending you are about to change your life

This week’s premium episode is a mailbag, where we answer 1-2 questions about the Supreme Court and move on to slut shaming our listeners.

Reform the Court and Your Love Life (Summer 2026 Mailbag) [TEASER]

Podcast Episode · 5-4 · June 9 · 5m

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my favorite nonalcoholic beer, the cerave retinol

feeling anticipatory dread that I won’t get phoebe/alex g tickets

my mental health is 100% tethered to the wellbeing of the wood duck ducklings in prospect park