Onyx
@floofhysteria.bsky.social
26 - Deer 🦌 - PC Tech Nerd - Obsessed with CRTs
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
NEW: The new Apple Watches double as AI-powered listening bugs for generating convo "recaps" or transcripts of any previous 15 seconds. But fear not, Apple says, this data isn't sent to Apple/gets encrypted, speakers aren't ID'd, and there's a chime for the 15-second thing. @lhn.bsky.social reports:
Someone just told me “bruh you’re playing Balatro now? You’re like 2 years late where have you been”. Dude fuck the FOMO shit. Games are timeless. Leave the algorithm and just play the games you feel like when you want.
Footage of 'SEGAPede', a game pitched at SEGA Technical Institute in 1993 by Craig Stitt. The concept pitched used the Hidden Palace Zone tileset which Craig had made for 'Sonic 2'.
They say deer can't be wizards, but this one is focusing all of its braincells into casting one spell: Conjuration of Strawbs #deer 🦌
"lol you want a job? you need to get a job to afford one of those"
i think enough time has passed i drew this the moment i saw the ch5 weird route when it came out