My four fat ass sons, all named skip

Jon Bernthal saying "lemme tell you somethin" 8hrs ASMR

operate my dick and balls like a bellows

Jon Bernthal saying "lemme tell you somethin" 8hrs ASMR

Warner Herzog's Homeward Bound

sometimes being a jpop girlie is hard life

John MF Denver

I'm a simple man who desperately wants to be bitten by a werewolf

SATURDAY

One Last Breath

Creed · Weathered · Song · 2001

open.spotify.com

On my Kurt vile shit

there's a certain type of mf who loves to use the word "mayhaps"

don't talk to me like that, im someone's girlfriend

As someone who was one of the last remaining film projectionists in the country, possibly the world, i endorse sneaking snacks and beverages into movie theaters

changing my legal name to the glizzard wizard

Huge Jacked Man gotta be one of my favorite actors.

trying to see Matt Damn as Odysseus get fingered in 70mm this weekend

flopping soccer style with the boys (gay sex)

Reinventing myself as an alterbridge fan account

5:30 am call times gonna be the death of me, i can feel it

don't talk to me like that, im someone's girlfriend

Fat Boy Gang

We are Charlie Kirk, we carry the flame.

smoking a cigarette.

pelicans gotta be one of the dumbest lookin birds in existence

a cover band named Byron Maiden

maybe six feet ain’t so far down…

they're giving me a mitchellin star later

Interesting.

What if phone computer