I showed a medieval peasant a clip from "Girls Gone Wild" and he immediately came in his pants, I saw cum dripping down his leg into his Jordans which I also gave him
聖☆Alex Degen
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Why would you want to smell like Placebo when you could smell like a space plumber or football coach?
Yeah, I want a perfume that smells like this sure, this advertisement worked on me, I want to smell like I turned do not disturb on on my phone and
“You’re just categorically anti-AI and nothing can change your mind” that's right
First, and most importantly, anti-data center folks refuse to believe data center developers and tech companies engage in good faith. They have staked out a purely reactionary position. Negotiation is useless. Just reject everything by default. They're playing this as Always Defect.
I made a post on twitter years ago about an archaeologist crawling into an ancient crypt and whispering to himself "I exist in this bitch because I know things" and I think that's my finest work
i guess im really impressed that all the load-bearing fictions held for as long as they did. especially given that it turned out to largely be load-bearing fictions all the way down
couple months ago: let's show these assholes why americans are drowning in medical and other personal debt now: wait what we don't even have the weaponry now either
None other than Jigjid Burkhan, Killer of Death
Quote this w your favorite wrathful deity
Definitely Quetzalcoatl (et al.) from Orozco's Dartmouth library murals. So badass
Quote this w your favorite wrathful deity
They're making a dark philosophical Mario and Luigi RPG where Mario goes back in time and stops being Luigi's brother to bring about a timeline where "third wave of autocratization" doesn't happen, but can he live with this timeline, without being bros? Also Peach is in it and she has a huge ass,
Part of your job once you are a socialist is, in fact, to argue for socialism, to anyone who will listen. That is actually a thing political parties are supposed to do, argue for policy, and enact it
Fat Joe: I’ll tell you a story and fuck it I’ll say a name Scott Adams Jada: haha Joe(strangely reflective): I had the pleasure to come up when we all did So it’s 99, the dilbert shit is on tv and yo (pause) it’s hot, ghost written by simpsons cats but that’s another story, Adams is in the tunnel,
Scrooge: You are to show me shadows of the things that will happen in the time before us, is that so, spirit? Ghost of the future in which Gavin Newsom lost and it’s Scrooge’s fault (somehow wearing a KKK hood and blackface at the same time): that’s right,
Careful that it's in season youtu.be/h4AnOrGOPdE?...
Thai Health Promotion Foundation - Bok Choy (The Leo Burnett Group Thailand, 2019)
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Me and the boys convoying into town with a warehouse supply of bok choy and noodles and a wok the size of a fucking house www.cbc.ca/radio/thecur...
Immigrant Explains Difficulty Assimilating To Culture That Constantly Reboots Film Franchises
It’s always nice to see Eric Adams get welcomed with warm words like “you belong in prison”
“‘Let me tell you something: My name is Eric Adams,’ he continues, as the boos begin to rain down.” hellgatenyc.com/eric-adams-i...
Okay I’ll boil my water at the rest stop bathroom before washing my hands ok thanks
the desire to somehow reform or rehabilitate a party that has never been anything but psychopaths of varying restraint must be something you’re born with. they’re in power stomping everyone’s faces in and you’re wondering how to make them more palatable to moderates
BAE: what u thinking bout ME: (silence) BAE: I hope he's not thinking about other girls ME: Dutch Cinderella...ass poster
They’re making mental health for women now which is fucking crazy, women have had enough problems