Sean

@flyingwalruss.bsky.social

I’m just here to hang out. TV, games, movies & my favorite team, the Philadelphia 76ers. Pretty good at writing software.

On trial because I had sex outside the one night a year single people are allowed to have sex. I plead with the judge that handstuff shouldn't count. I'm sentenced to five years hard labor. When I'm released, my mind and body aren't the same. I couldn't do handstuff if I wanted to

“Oh look at me, I’m Emile Hirsch. I’m the lead in another masterpiece from the Wachowski Sisters. Susan Sarandon & John Goodman play my parents and tell me how proud they are of me. I get to make out with Christina Ricci” Man, fuck you

lol so I guess Arráez is exactly who we thought he would be. Long way to go but it is funny that after 24 hours of having his name cursed to hell, Dombrowski’s big acquisition is as advertised.