Why would I? This is quite an improvement.

DUPE the MALWARE@eggbossneo.bsky.social · last yr.

Careful what you wish for! \></

Psh. None of us were born lucky. How do you think I got so good at stealing? Come on, now. Stop making excuses.

MILTON the BAT@flyinthejerk.bsky.social · last yr.

Oh, I'm sooo sorry that I'm not as business savvy as you! we can't ALL be born lucky.

That’s the difference between you and me. Imagine actually going under financially! Hah.

MILTON the BAT@flyinthejerk.bsky.social · last yr.

Oh, I know. too busy to check up on your poor brother. MY rival– Ben Dover– nearly took me out of the Jerk game a couple years back.

Milton's jerk n' Jerk: the only place where you can pound meat while getting your meat pounded. (now located in Emerald City, Station Square, and Knothole)

Sorry, sorry. I’m much too busy with my wildly successful casino, rival location to Breezie herself to check up.

WHAT the FUCK

I’m offended that someone was based off my brother and not me, frankly.

Not long enough. Managed to open your second location yet?

NO.

Business runs in the family. Trust me. Leave it at that.

DUPE the MALWARE@eggbossneo.bsky.social · last yr.

How do YOU know

You don’t want to know.

DUPE the MALWARE@eggbossneo.bsky.social · last yr.

What even IS a jerk hub.

You could have picked a less windy night to brood. Or is a chill below the ultimate lifeform? [ Strutting by him, she runs two fingers up his arm playfully before settling on the edge of the roof, dangling her legs to the city below. ] The quiet’s not half bad, I guess.

✷ SHADOW ᴛʜᴇ HEDGEHOG ✷@chaotic-cogency.bsky.social · last yr.

A nice, quiet place above all the hustle and bustle. What else could I ask for..? [His arms fold over the white bristle on his chest, finger tapping his opposite upper arm.]

[ Overtaking the sound of a city never to sleep below is a pair of wings beating, settling into a clink of steel-lined heels against the rooftop. ] Haven’t fulfilled the brooding quota for this week, I see. How’d I know I’d find you up here?

✷ SHADOW ᴛʜᴇ HEDGEHOG ✷@chaotic-cogency.bsky.social · last yr.

[Doing his usual rooftop brooding. Listening out.]

gender reveal idea. the plane hits either the pink or blue tower

My honest reaction

i get it i’m kinda into the glowing eyes

- NULL.@nullifled.bsky.social · last yr.

smash

herobrine smash or pass be honest

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐚𝐫𝐭.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐄, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐈 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐔𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 .ᐟ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

You need me. Who’s going to edit your villain monologues into marketable moaning audios if I’m dead?

DOCTOR "ᴱᴳᴳᴹᴬᴺ" ROBOTNIK@e-g-g-m-a-n.bsky.social · 2y ago

BUT YOU'RE GOING TO BE WELL-VERSED IN DEAD MEAT DECILLION. ON SIGHT

Let’s just say the mechs are compensating for something.

ᯓᡣ𐭩 ┊ 𝗔𝗠𝗬 𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗘 .ᐟ@mysweetpassion.bsky.social · 2y ago

I don't think you should.

Really, it’s his own fault. Who tells allies you’ve had for like a day you moonlight as a bunny girl?

Come on, Doc! I haven’t even told them about Mean Meat Mondays yet!

DOCTOR "ᴱᴳᴳᴹᴬᴺ" ROBOTNIK@e-g-g-m-a-n.bsky.social · 2y ago

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO PAY. RIGHT NOW

Aww, mad I’m spilling your secrets? Shall I tell them the suit was custom Honey made next?

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗠𝗔𝗡.@mechanicallunacy.bsky.social · 2y ago

I wish you blew up with the rest of that island.

don’t let Big Egg lie to you this is really what the doctor was doing before he blew up prison island

Well I’d say it’s deserved. I wasn’t even on the will .ᐟ All of that money, and I couldn’t even be spared a pearl necklace .ᐣ For shame.

Does that mean you fall asleep with books on your face . . for fun? There’s this thing called sleeping masks, Blue. I implore you to try them.

this happens to me all the time. usually mine say “no trespassing.” whatever that means.