I went to look at my IG likes… …then sorted from oldest to newest. Seeing stuff from back when we were deep frying our photos. Photos from people you actually knew. Instagram was a completely different experience 2012-2016. I miss it.
Open the app early this morning - the ick tales Opened it just now - heels -chains Y’all are a eclectic, multifaceted bunch. I love it here.
Now I’m thinking back on my before times. I was meeting shorties from Blackplanet 2001-2007. I may or may not be back with stories.
Oh boy. I see I’ve missed a lot already this morning. This is gonna be one of them weeks, ain’t it?
Speaking of Waffle House employees… The wider society should take notes on their unity and coalition building. In this essay I will….
If people ain’t learned to mind their P’s and Q’s in Waffle House yet, I don’t know what to tell you. God bless.
Please direct me to the goat meat stands. I’ll take the Acela up tomorrow!
This guy
I tweet for the people who have already showered and put their PJs on. It is 6:15 PM ET
I WANT MY TAX MONEY PAYING FOR KIDS TO EAT LOBSTER AND STEAK AND COOKIES, NOT PAYING TO BOMB PALESTINIAN AND SUDANESE KIDS AND INVADING VENEZUELA.
I just wanna say I want you in my life until the day I die, baby…
Is it just that you’re the finest lil thing that I ever saw? Or is my imagination running too far?