Ishmael: Call me Shemale. Captain AMAB: I'm not calling you that.
Someone asked me for the Armor Games intro I made back in 2008 and it made me curious if @ArmorGames still uses this... YES THEY DO! Anyway here it is in 4K (or whatever socials compress it to)
so turns out you can *still* use ublock on chrome if you just inspect element it lmfao
making an episodic story- and character-based game with everyone named bullshit like "two" or "at" to make social media unusable if you try to mute spoilers
if there's one thing i've learned over the past few months, it's to adjust my blanket from the inside because when i do it from the outside i inevitably lose my grip and slam my hand into the underside of my desk with full force
every company using "ai" has split its workforce into two groups: those who are useless hacks and those who suddenly want to kill themselves
if when you meet someone, they say to you: "Sorry, I didn't get your name?" OR "Can I have your number?" TREAD CAREFULLY! they may be a member of the fae! be sure to: 1) keep a listen out for rhymes 2) gnaw gently on your flatware 3) only offer that with which you are willing to part
explaining speedrunning to an american: okay so imagine a really long car
let people enjoy things; we shall ransack the manor while they are distracted
rabbids go home: rabbid in the wiimote is really a visionary piece of technology for what i want to do with mythical little guys
seems valve's opened up steam controller reservations which sounds better than the first run
when it comes to game remakes, the one i would want most (blinx) is a bit odd it's 80% art design and 20% time control being cool dragging the heavy body of the gameplay behind it i'd want a remake to have faithful art with pretty massive gameplay changes which just sounds like a new game. huh.
![Tomodachi: Living the Dream screenshot shows a Mii styled like Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium (read: washed-up drunkard smiling through the pain) standing on the beach with a speech bubble over his head: "[Easy: Failure], not gonna lie, I get jealous when I see someone with a reason to keep living." The words "reason to keep living" are in orange text, suggesting they're an island lingo term.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t6kwln2kuntmvm3c2jl7a4h5/bafkreibib6odd4et4gzxzxrizp3xvl2zrom7pnxcuyb4yyne4knv3ndp6i)
