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When civilisation (such as it is) falls, we will eventually pinpoint the day that someone decided that A-DJ-and-a-saxophone-player was “live music” as the point of no return.

Did you ask Iran about this?

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · yesterday

U.S. TREASURY SECRETARY BESSENT: WE MAY HAVE IRAN DEAL TOMORROW TO OPEN HORMUZ -CNBC INTERVIEW

Found myself in the Windows screen saver lads.

BREAKING: A brand new “Christian men’s gym” in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have “lust-free workouts” lasted just 6 days before three men were caught “violating Leviticus in the locker room.”

💯. They are lifesaving.

Michael Harris@michaelsharris.bsky.social · 2d ago

Everybody should sing sometimes. Alone if you must. At karaoke. In a choir if you can bring yourself to join one, it doesn’t need to be particularly good, and neither do you. Attend Pub Choir if you can. Wonderful experience.

Mate.

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 2d ago

TRUMP SAYS PHASE ONE OF THE IRAN TALKS IS REOPENING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, TALKING ABOUT HAVING THE STRAIT OPEN BY TOMORROW.

This is Steve. Steve is waiting for people to move away from the kitchen doors. Yesterday he was caught in the kitchen stealing garlic bread. Don’t be like Steve.

Wine in a can www.instagram.com/reel/DG6RK1H...

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62K likes, 534 comments - wine_thats_fine on March 7, 2025: "We agree and like this man 👏🏼🍷 Artist: @marcel.lucont #wine #winewinewine #winetime #winelover #winetasting #winefarm #winelovers #winex...

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Women out here quietly crushing men and women’s endurance race records www.bbc.com/news/videos/... by *days*

Runner on smashing Alps ultramarathon record by 6 days

Sophie Woods ran the Via Alpina through storms, heat of up to 37C and dodged floods and wildfires across eight countries.

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Dangerous rage bait and likely to result in further discrimination.

Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · last wk.

Channel 4 has announced documentary “The Great ADHD Myth?” It “seeks to determine whether ADHD is a genuine neurodevelopmental disorder, or a social construct.”

Castlemaxxing

Teen giggling again about the existence of the Bundesbank.

When your Airbnb brings the politics

How stale was that naan to fly like that?

Ospreys Rugby@ospreysofficial.bsky.social · 3w ago

You asked, we delivered. The season finale. The decider. Baguette vs naan bread. LETS GOOOOO 🥖🫓 #OurBloodIsBlack

Ugh I thought we accepted Chalamet so we no longer had to have Depp

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

As any World’s Strongest Man fan ( @katie0martin.ft.com) knows, Tom seems like a lovely man but he is literally a giant and I am intrigued to see whether he can do any of the speed-related events.

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 2w ago

Former World's Strongest Man Tom Stoltman to become a Gladiator

What did Canada do!?

Cards for all of them.

It was a shit first half but for the love of all that is holy bring the football back.

Wait now I like Wayne Rooney.

It could be improved by releasing a bear on to the field if a certain time elapses with no attempts on goal.

If not releasing bears then this.

FOHF@fohf.bsky.social · last mo.

Every five minutes that they are scoreless they should add two more players to each team.

I do not recall the arm lock being a permitted activity in football

Vamos España

Also notable for largely uncontroversial refereeing.

This is mental.

Oh fuck off

TREVOR WHO?