Surely one of these days Godot will finally arrive
Emma Jade (70 days until 💍‼️)@fonkeykong.bsky.social · 2d agomaybe tomorrow
Emma Jade (70 days until 💍‼️)
@fonkeykong.bsky.social
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Emma Jade (70 days until 💍‼️)@fonkeykong.bsky.social · 2d ago
from the makers of "you are the reason i don't get a christmas bonus" and "oooh your hair is so pretty for a man" comes "if you dont let me scream at your coworker ill tell you to fuck off"
i have exactly ONE response and its from someone I already knew was coming. i am so fucking scared rn.
Emma Jade (70 days until 💍‼️)@fonkeykong.bsky.social · 2w agomy wedding invites are going out today i am TERRIFIED to see how much of my family opts out
couldnt sign in for HOURS tf happened
god forbid *I* make the decision. everything has to be passed by the 40something year old pill popper first.
the amount of times I say "grown ass man" in a day is incalculable
god and the last time i was on it was before they rethemed it so all my memories are of that Racist Ass Rabbit
Emma Jade (70 days until 💍‼️)@fonkeykong.bsky.social · last wk.tfw i wont be able to ride Tiana's Bayou Adventure or likely expedition everest for AT LEAST 5 years
tfw i wont be able to ride Tiana's Bayou Adventure or likely expedition everest for AT LEAST 5 years
had a panic attack and had to stop early :(
Emma Jade (70 days until 💍‼️)@fonkeykong.bsky.social · 2w agofinal laser appt today can i get a hell yea
final laser appt today can i get a hell yea
Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
just checked and ive apparently been following this person for AT LEAST a year ???????? check your follows because what the fuck
wait you people actually read and entertain blanchard? genuinely thought it was a joke
my wedding invites are going out today i am TERRIFIED to see how much of my family opts out
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i get so scared if i show the slightest ounce of Horny ill be called a sex pest freak man
tapping the fucking sign so rapidly and with such force it shatters a billion times over
my mom just had me following her around through a bamboo patch near our house with a bowl of cat food determined to hunt down a kitten she heard. its a fucking bird.
contextless once again because i am afraid to speak on it
Tam and friend outdoors
ALT: Tam and friend outdoors
static.klipy.com
as much as i love The Shape Of Water for having the balls to let that lady fuck that fish, and how much i find monsters to be hot, i REALLY dont want anne hathaway fucking a dinosaur to be true in End Of Oak Street. PLEASE tell me that dude is just spoutin bullshit.