🔞Foolhardley🔞
@fool-hardley.bsky.social
Genderfluid🏳️⚧️, belligerent oaf, curmudgeonly tramp. This is an 🔞 art account, so buzz off kids I do hyper and anthro characters, I also expect that I won't post much.
You'd think they put horse bones in soda crackers, the way they turn your mouth into a glue factory.
Merry what's it, and a happy new something or another. #youknow. . . :^}
Sorry I haven't posted art in ages, there's a lot happening and making art I wanna post here isn't really a science. Here's a little something something. (I posted this a moment earlier, but forgot the label, my bad)
Marge stacking donuts on it for homer to gobble up. #thesimpsonsbitches
Oh hey, what's that thing headed straight for my he-
Don't count your gift horses before they mouth. (Edited for typo)
Don't forget to always eat your vegetables when you get into a car.
Always remember to look both ways before brushing your teeth.
Damn girl, are those real? (Me looking at the bolts sticking out of hee neck.)
*me driving over a bumpy hill on the highway, 2 dozen metal rakes, rattle as they're poorly secured to the back of an old semi truck.* "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" *the truck hits the ground and the bump causes a fuckload of rakes to fly off the back* "Oh Shit, my RAKES!"
*last Christmas, you gave me a gun. And the very next day, you gave me a gun.*
*Starts walking and immediately splashes gallons of water all over the fucking place* Awww. . Fuck.
Putting on my rain boots to keep the floor dry, I'll hold all the water in the boot.
I LOVE PORN AND SEX WORKERS AMD FAT WOMEN AND TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS AND POC AND FREE HEALTHCARE RAHHHHHH I WILL KEEP HOPING FOR A BETTER FUTURE
Hope you'll be building your econ tonight, baby. Cause I'll be stocking my shop.
Update to the previous Captains log. I just found a hatch!
Captains log. We're about 4000 meters beneath the surface, pressure is acceptable. I've baked a pie, and am currently looking for a windowsill to let it cool on.
Getting mad dome from the puppeteer at a punch and Judy show.