for how much we use our toes why are they so fucking sensitive
im going to a halloween themed brunch on sunday for my girls surprise party. I have to make a spooky treat i need suggestions. I wanna just make pumpkin cinnamon buns but is that boring as fuck?
im not gonna lie, skip IS caked up but ive definitely got him beat. whether he likes that or not, it is the truth
i guess we can no longer use the “does dolly parton sleep on her back” joke instead of saying yes
good heavens that heated lube shit they put on to massage you at PT is other worldly feeling
me: goodnight honey i love you *rolls over* *opens kindle* me: good evening, shadow daddy
itch your throat so hard you gag season is approaching us
why do people see you turning red and go “aw you’re turning red” like thank you detective go fuck yourself
do you think coffee beans say “back to the grind” before they get ground up to become someone’s breakfast?
skip doesn’t know it yet but i just reposted him without liking
if you repost without liking i hope you go on an amazing first date and then get stood up on the 2nd date
i keep thrifting nightgowns and thinking about the people who wore them and what they were getting up to at like 11:30pm
SUPPPPA tonight chicken cutlet arugula salad with radicchio & sugar snap peas baked potato
sorry i cant come into work im currently reconstructing the lindsay clancy timeline on my bedroom wall
studies need to be done on why warm coffee makes you feel inexplicably safe
if ur wondering what it’s like to wake up next to skip, its seeing this first thing in the morning