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Dissent is patriotic. Disband the standing army. Stop using Google. [Posting from a bunker under siege in war-ravaged Portland. Send beer and prayers, but mostly beer.] [[No IPAs, thanks.]] [[[Actually, don't send beer, I don't trust your tastes.]]]

I've made a number of mistakes—many of them stupid—in my career as a lawyer, but I've never missed a court deadline. It's hammered into you that you should just file SOMETHING approaching compliance with the order if you can't file exactly what the court is asking for. Judges hate being ignored.

Technology Brobdingnagian@dfeldman.org · 3h ago

How did the Trump Administration make an actually good thing happen? Oh, they missed deadlines set by the court

Anyways, here's what Rep. Emmer has said about residents, many of them citizens, of his own state: "you know, Somali, OK? But they don’t assimilate. And if they don’t assimilate, then they should go the hell back to where they came from"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 21h ago

😳 Rep. Pete Stauber indicates there's something gravely wrong with Tom Emmer's health: "You have no idea what Congressman Emmer is dealing with right now. If you did, you would've never made that comment. He's fighting for his damn life today!"

Son this morning: According to Google, there are 3 trillion trees and 6 quintillion leaves. Me: oh wow, so each tree on average has 2 million leaves? Crazy. Son: No, Google says 200,000 leaves per tree. Me: [does the math out loud.] Don't trust Google AI. Son: Yeah... I shouldn't.

nilay patel@reckless.bsky.social · yesterday

I love that AI companies are all like "we just have a marketing problem" when regular people are having AI experiences like this all over the place every single day

It's similar to how people think they can wrestle a bear or something to death. No, a bear will lackadaisically rip out your throat before you have time to blink. You, a human being, will be lucky if you get out of a fight with a duck without a serious injury or a missing eye.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · 2d ago

it's interesting how many men get satisfaction out of knowing that other men can beat elite female athletes. like ok, maybe the best high school boys team in the country can beat a WNBA team, but YOU can't

Among the infinite ways corporations abuse us that need to be made illegal: "We've updated our Terms and Conditions. By continuing to use our service, you agree to the updated terms." What the fuck?

Most subdivisions start out like this! Your Victorian and Craftsman central-city neighborhoods would have looked boring from the air (and probably the street) when they were first built. But these new subdivisions with restrictive HOA covenants means these neighborhoods will ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THIS!

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢@regimecpa.bsky.social · 2d ago

Love drone footage of new builds in exurban Texas, gives me a very particular kind of dread to look at that is hard to replicate with other photos.

IMO, voters love to say they're moderate or value bipartisanship when pollsters call, but the number of actual moderates has always been tiny and voters prefer politicians stand for *something*. Moderate Dems getting their asses handed to them by right-wing firebreathers should make that obvious.

Elizabeth Spiers@espiers.bsky.social · 2d ago

I keep arguing that Dem leadership (Schumer, Jeffries, etc.) are stuck in the 90s, as are many of the high profile Dem consultants and advisors. They think most voters are de facto moderate. This is why their thinking is outdated:

Call from unrecognized number: Hello, this call is being recorded. Is this [badly mangles my name]? Me: I don't know, what's this about? Caller: It's only for [badly mangles my name]. Me: who's calling? Caller: I can only tell [badly mangles my name]. Me: yeah, well, I'm not that person. Bye.

senator bernie moreno finally makes a statement about the allegations of abuse by rep. max miller against his daughter and granddaughter after miller went live on X this morning to deny everything.

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