Jolene, if by some strange chance you did make it to heaven, you're about to get a Tennessee-sized ass-whoopin', girl.
FORGED Not Born
@forgednotborn.bsky.social
Indie game designer, platinum-selling TTRPG creator, & fascist-punching military veteran. SCIF-bound by day, I provide RPG stories & tips, sage advice on sages & geeky terrain projects the rest of my time. Political views are socialist & spicy. He/Him
This mountain is bigger than a cookie. This giraffe is taller than the world's tallest man. This car carries more than the strongest toddler. This piece of steel is stronger than skin. This phone is smaller than your house. This dildo is more useful than the writer of this article.
NBC News@nbcnews.com · last wk.A Chinese humanoid robot outran Usain Bolt’s 100-meter sprint world record on the opening day of the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, posting a time of 9.39 seconds — 0.19 faster than Bolt’s pace in 2009.
Breaking News: Airplane go more fastest than Usain Bolt. Car vroom vroom too. Big speed. Such fast. Super news, not at all useless comparison.
Stephen McGann@stephenmcgann.uk · last wk.That's nice. Now get them both to run up a few flights of stairs.
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty HUMINT Analyst: Our level of confidence in assessing the current contents of the cup is low. The source is a first-time reporter, whose reliability is unverified. Source is aware they may be influencing US Government decisions.
Matthew Kirschenbaum@mkirschenbaum.bsky.social · 2w agoOptimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Critical AI guy in my mentions: The cup is just autocomplete on steroids and doesn’t really “know” or “understand” anything about the beverage it contains
Democrats in Congress should publicly post the cost of tearing down the ballroom and the arch. They need to bring up this price tag every time they speak, and treat it as fait accompli that they WILL HAVE TO BE TORN DOWN. No caveats, no middle-of-the-road pondering, but THIS WILL HAPPEN.
They have so much fun on this show! Muppets in space, yes!! I literally can't wait for the new episode to drop each week, like a kid at the holidays! It's torture waiting, because every one is a strange new world in itself! So excited!! #LLAP 🖖 #STSNW blog.trekcore.com/2026/08/new-...
New STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS Photos: “Level-Five Transporter Accident”
STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS continues its fourth season this week with “Level-Five Transporter Accident,” and here’s a set of new photos from this Thursday’s long-teased puppet episode!
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“God forgive me, I was sorry to hear that Sir W Pens maid Betty was gone away yesterday, for I was in hopes to have had a bout with her before she had gone, she being very pretty. I have also a mind to my own wench, but I dare not, for fear she should prove honest and refuse and then tell my wife.”
Wil (He/Him)@rivetgeek.aggregatecognizance.com · 2w agoWhat's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. youtu.be/x2WK_eWihdU?...
The candidate who vows to abolish ICE, break DHS into component parts, make prediction markets illegal, regulate/nationalize crypto & GenAI, tax oligarchs, end Citizens United, create single-payer healthcare, create tenable UBI, & break up monopolies is doing the bare minimum to earn our votes.
It should not be a controversial take to say we should hang traitors and nazis and fascists and insurrectionists and billionaires.
What? The crime machine is now watermarking crime, and criming crimers who use the crime machine for criming are crying about it? Crime me a river
Bryan Toporek@btoporek.bsky.social · 2w agolmfaoooooo www.businessinsider.com/claude-users...
If Hasbro was serious about making REAL money they should put the use of dark vision, the ability to play Tieflings, and players being allowed to say "it's what my character would do" behind a subscription wall. Make it like using heated seats in a BMW!
Hi, I'm a 122mm rocket, strong enough for Jaysh al Mahdi, but made by Russia!
Suzy Jackson@suzyj.net · 3w agoIntroduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m Steal a Car and Roll it Half a Dozen Times.
Trump directs US Navy to tear out all steam turbines (except those used for catapults) and instead go back to the standard trireme 31/27/27 oar configuration, a move Navy officials have fought for 2,200 years.
Angry@angrystaffer.bsky.social · 3w agoI don’t understand the logic in scrapping the electromagnetic aircraft launch system (EMALS), and neither do the navy personnel who operate these carriers. Just changing shit for no reason.
Can we please see the Big Beautiful Obituary today?
Functionally, this is the equivalent of the guy who swears women don't have orgasms, ever, no matter how many women he's dated.
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 4w agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
Reflecting Pool to be filled with Brawndo, news at 11.
ICE-satzgruppen agent training photo, 2026. As you can see, the agents pictured here are clearly fearing for their safety and definitely didn't have any domestic violence charges pop up during their background checks.
I think the backlash to casting choices in the new Odyssey movie are just hurtful, at this point. Honestly, who else could have epitomized the "ο πολύχρονος Οδυσσέας με κοντό στέλεχος, άνθρωπος με μεγάλη ταχύτητα" Odysseus as well as this guy?
I mean, in his defense, you'd be hard-pressed to find a better group of advisors on how to groom young growing things than the U.S. GOP...
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.Rep. Jeff Van Drew: "Canada isn't working because they are so far left. This should be a warning shot to them. You better come to America, say, 'We're sorry, we're gonna mend our ways and do what we used to do and groom and maintain the forest.'"
Support your local libraries! They're some of the final sanctuaries of sanity and positive energy left in the world!
DC Public Library@dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social · 2mo agoA gentle reminder: libraries are still here, still free, still open to everyone. No appointment required. No subscription fee. Just walk in.
Some looked up to the mountain in fear, others sheltered in their homes, holding their children. He had awoken, his fires once again lit. Smaug, the doom of Erebor was now risen, and soon fire and ash would come to the people of Dale... Shit... I mean Vulcan. And its Catania, not Dale.
Someone told me I could ask AI anything. I asked it to fuck off, and yet its still here. ... AI cannot, it seems, do everything.
Martin Freeman's Sassy Reaction
Alt: Martin Freeman's sassy reaction, lowering his head and looking over his glasses in a condescending, self-righteous manner, mimicking how self-righteous I seem to be with my skeet.
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I know I can get negative sometimes, & fixate on all the bad in the world. But then I take a pause & remember what extraordinary times we live in, & it always cheers me up. One day, future historians will write of the remarkable rise of the Islamic Republic of Japan during the summer of 2026.
Aw man, I was really hoping to find out who the new fake assassin would be tonight. All that work just for the weather to ruin another photo op. Shame.
