We’re all tired of the chaos and corruption in Washington. If you’re a Kansas Republican ready to fix our broken politics, I’d be honored to have your vote.
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News from the forest. A running journal of the Venal Age. In mockery is strength, since GOPers are so dainty. Satire. 29,000+ people laugh daily watching 2 minutes of jokes at https://www.tiktok.com/@eveningforestnews?_t=ZT-8y8B5greaCl&_r=1 and now YouTube
The Exoskeleton In Chief Offers to Trade Los Angeles and San Diego for…something? Why did tens of Nebraskans applaud this??! Learn here, and hear a particularly insulting nickname for Natalie Harp! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyXtMk77/
Trump campaigns for Ricketts in Nebraska and tells Iran to take out San Diego and LA. From the Guardian, At the president’s rally in Grand Island, Nebraska, Trump claimed that high prices due to the w...
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The more she talks the more pathetic she sounds — 32 years ago she didn’t have health insurance for a year — that is a comically terrible argument from a woman who sounds like Madame the puppet with Waylon Flowers
The Exoskeleton In Chief Offers to Trade Los Angeles and San Diego for…something? Why did tens of Nebraskans applaud this??! Learn here, and hear a particularly insulting nickname for Natalie Harp! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyXtMk77/
Trump campaigns for Ricketts in Nebraska and tells Iran to take out San Diego and LA. From the Guardian, At the president’s rally in Grand Island, Nebraska, Trump claimed that high prices due to the w...
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REPUBLICANS’ SECRET WEAPON: ROLL OUT THE WHEEZING BUTT-BOX IN CHIEF, AND HAVE HIM BORE EVERYONE IN THE HALF-FILLED GYMNASIUM! www.tiktok.com/t/ZPL895dVg/
Empty seats at Trump’s recent rallies in Ohio and Alabama. Trump is not well. #midterms #trumprally #politicalsatire #trumpisnotwell #datacenters @MeidasTouch
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REPUBLICANS’ SECRET WEAPON: ROLL OUT THE WHEEZING BUTT-BOX IN CHIEF, AND HAVE HIM BORE EVERYONE IN THE HALF-FILLED GYMNASIUM! www.tiktok.com/t/ZPL895dVg/
Empty seats at Trump’s recent rallies in Ohio and Alabama. Trump is not well. #midterms #trumprally #politicalsatire #trumpisnotwell #datacenters @MeidasTouch
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If you're in these 3 states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Alaska Rhode Island South Carolina Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check everything is in order. Do it now. And there's a lot to vote for across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
Trump Voters Can’t Keep on Truckin’ - they had money under Biden, which allowed them to get in touch with their racism! Now, they sleep alone and never see their families— just like the Lot Lizard in Chief! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTy9YJHcF/
Soaring gas and food prices are the reason some truckers regret voting for Donald Trump. Get out and vote blue! #voteblue #truckers #useconomy #truckconvoy #satirenews @MeidasTouch
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Dan Sullivan's votes for tariffs didn't help Alaska, but they sure helped his brother's chemical company, where he owns up to $5 million in stock. This is the exact kind of corruption that Alaskans are sick and tired of.
Sullivan backs policies that enrich his family’s business
Sullivan owns up to $5 million in RPM International stock.
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Trump Voters Can’t Keep on Truckin’ - they had money under Biden, which allowed them to get in touch with their racism! Now, they sleep alone and never see their families— just like the Lot Lizard in Chief! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTy9YJHcF/
Soaring gas and food prices are the reason some truckers regret voting for Donald Trump. Get out and vote blue! #voteblue #truckers #useconomy #truckconvoy #satirenews @MeidasTouch
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Remove the chairs in the Oval Office, especially the nap bucket behind the desk
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 7d agoTSA says it is removing chairs at document checks in airports, requiring staff to stand for their shift. TSA explained the reason as twofold: to ensure its employees meet its fitness standards and to create an amiable environment for travelers.
It is peak harvest season in Iowa, and diesel prices are skyrocketing to historic highs. These heightened fuel and fertilizer costs are pushing our farmers towards foreclosure. That’s unacceptable. Our Iowa farmers deserve a senator who will fight for them.
Please vote.
Oriana González@oriana.bsky.social · 6d agoSCOOP: White House officials, led by Susie Wiles, have told DOJ to delay any abortion-related action until after the midterms Wiles suggested to Todd Blanche that an aggressive approach on abortion would be negative for the GOP in November @washingtonsun.com www.washingtonsun.com/campaigns/ab...
Korea disputes Trump's claim it agreed to spend $54 billion on Alaska's LNG pipeline; project announcement featured longtime backer Senator Dan Sullivan, who trailed Democrat Mary Peltola in first round of voting. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Korea Disputes Trump’s Claim It Agreed to Invest in Alaska LNG
South Korea has pushed back on the Trump administration’s announcement that the country would invest $54 billion in a liquefied natural gas project in Alaska, saying it had agreed to do so only if the...
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What a Schmitt-head! GOP Senator tries to set a perjury trap, but it was a moron trap — so it got him! The wingnut theory is everyone who looks like Fanni Willis goes to all Atlanta Hawks games, where they conspire during the timeouts and with T-shirt cannons! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyPNEhd8/
Republican Senator Eric Schmitt tries to “catch” Jack Smith in a lie. It turns out Schmitt confused basketball teams. #jacksmith #senatehearing #ericschmitt #satirenews #satireaccount @MeidasTouch
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What a Schmitt-head! GOP Senator tries to set a perjury trap, but it was a moron trap — so it got him! The wingnut theory is everyone who looks like Fanni Willis goes to all Atlanta Hawks games, where they conspire during the timeouts and with T-shirt cannons! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyPNEhd8/
Republican Senator Eric Schmitt tries to “catch” Jack Smith in a lie. It turns out Schmitt confused basketball teams. #jacksmith #senatehearing #ericschmitt #satirenews #satireaccount @MeidasTouch
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The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
GOP CANDIDATE QUALITY PROBLEM HITS NEW LOW! Whatever you do, don’t let them talk
Sherrod Brown@sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · last wk.NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
“Watching wars of choice, hiding presidential pedophilia, blowing up the deficit, handing money to masked murderers, kicking you off healthcare, and — most importantly, going on vacation most of the time. On your nickel, as gas is expensive don’t you know…”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Mike Johnson on what Republicans will do if they hold the House: "What we would do in the next two years is exactly what we have been doing already"
Trump Tries to Pander to Iowans, but Falls Asleep Doing it, and like his Propaganda—it’s a Bad Rerun! America’s Midterms Are Like a Company to Get You Out of Your Timeshare! #joshturek #dubuquesteelers www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyyuqy4T/
Trump tries to boost Republican senate candidate in Iowa by proposing a steel plant. Farmers can shift from growing crops to working in a steel plant. Perfect solution. #iowasenate #joshturek #steelin...
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Trump Tries to Pander to Iowans, but Falls Asleep Doing it, and like his Propaganda—it’s a Bad Rerun! America’s Midterms Are Like a Company to Get You Out of Your Timeshare! #joshturek #dubuquesteelers www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyyuqy4T/
Trump tries to boost Republican senate candidate in Iowa by proposing a steel plant. Farmers can shift from growing crops to working in a steel plant. Perfect solution. #iowasenate #joshturek #steelin...
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Here's the ad in question, by the way, in case you hadn't seen it yet.
Florida Man Senator Roger Marshall (R-Not Kansas) is as Kansan as a Conch Friiter! Vote for him to be your doctor and he will throw you in jail! #gophealthcareprison www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyAjLyHE/
Kansas Senate Race. Roger Marshall claims he feel the pain of his constituents, but he is fully aligned with Trump and doesn’t actually live in Kansas. #rogermarshall #uninsured #adamhamilton #midterm...
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GOP PUBLICIZES TERRIFYING CARAVAN IN ADVANCE OF THE MIDTERMS:
