Up where the spiders live and the owls sleep. What a hit from Dunk there! Despite missing all 4 of their first-choice attackers, Brighton have now scored 2 more than any other team in the league 😳🔥
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⚽️ FPL merchant, for my sins 🌍 24/25 29k; 25/26 500k 🤓 Also interested in #UCLfantasy, #ASD, #ADHD, #NDIS, #AusPol
#FPL GW4 ✍️ 2/2 FT: Tzolis -> Gomez Mbeumo -> Palmer 🧢 Triple Captain Palmer 🥶🧊❄️ 🌍 97k Good luck! 😄
Mbappe, Haaland, Guirassy captainers: 12, 24, 26pts respectively 😴😴😴 Marc ‘Big Dick Bus Bomb Survirvor’ Bartra captainers: 36 points 😮💨🔥📈
FPL Minteh@fplminteh.bsky.social · 2mo ago#UCLfantasy - my favourite fantasy format! Double attack from Bayern, Barca Dorgu and 3x Stuttgart bc Viking and Sabah are probably shit Taking on Haaland (22%) and K.Mbappe (69%) 🎲 Also taking on Ethan Mbappe (0%), with the Bartra cap :p Good luck! 😄
#UCLfantasy - my favourite fantasy format! Double attack from Bayern, Barca Dorgu and 3x Stuttgart bc Viking and Sabah are probably shit Taking on Haaland (22%) and K.Mbappe (69%) 🎲 Also taking on Ethan Mbappe (0%), with the Bartra cap :p Good luck! 😄
#fpl GW3 50 points on the FH and a 70%🔻 Annoyingly, only 4-5 points more than my chipless team would’ve had. Looking forward to not having this ridiculously expensive, 200% EO Haaland guy. It’s Palmer time! 🥶🧊
#fpl GW3: Free Hit Active! Triple Brentford defence + De Cuyper Triple City attack vs Coventry Wirtz x Isak at Ipswich Saka and Wissa to finish it off Good luck! 😄
#FPL GW2 106 points, 3%🔻 Of course we get 24 points on the bench after 17 in BB1 Current thinking for GW3 is to save chips for later, get 2 City mids and take on Haaland: GW3 Tzolis, Mbeumo -> Cherki, Foden GW4 Bruno -> Palmer Use wildcard in 6/7 and FH in 9/12
Having a hard time with this benching dilemma… need to start 3 and bench 3 of the guys on the left 😅 Current thinking (right) is to back Rogers, Tzolis & White, though expect Tarko & Muha both hit defcon here 🤔 Imagine other BB1’ers are in the same boat; where are we at people? #fpl #fplcommunity
Was wondering when Romeo Lavia last played football for 90 minutes… It was 13 May 2023, no less than 1200 days ago. Lavia started alongside James Ward-Prowse for Southampton, against a Fulham squad featuring Mitrovic, Willian, Shane Duffy and Cedric Soares.
🔒 Locked in for GW1! 🧢 Bruno captain, No Haaland 🧱 Double Arsenal defence 🗡️ 2x attack from MUN, LIV, CHE 🍟 BB active 🏦 0.5m in the bank Good luck! 😄 #fpl #fplcommunity
Got a FotMob notification announcing Rushworth transfer, which means the quadruple-Coventry BB2 deadline is fast approaching. Here’s how the lads are locked in as it stands. Will I refrain from making a single transfer between now and the actual deadline? No 😂
#WCfantasy Group stage review! MD1 -> MD2 -> MD3 🎯 80 -> 111 -> 104 🌍 1.8m -> 600k -> 45k 🇦🇺 819 in Aus 🔥
The 2026 #WorldCup has now had more matches (54) than the combined total of every wc prior to Brasil 1950 (53) And we’re not even finished the group stage!
Ah yes, the three stages of middle-class squeeze: 1. Stagnating wages 2. Inflating living expenses 3. Charles de Ketelaere benched
Today I learned the phrase is, “with bated breath” rather than, “with baited breath.” For 25 years I’ve been imagining an asphyxiating fisherman, struggling to reel in a pair of lungs that he needs to catch and implant back into his chest 🥲 😮💨🎣 🌊🌊🫁🌊 🌊🌊🌊🌊
MD1: 80pts, 1/7 scouting bonus Haaland -> Mbappe Inácio -> Ritsu Doan, as 🇹🇳 were shit and the diminutive Frankfurtman is a decent goal threat 🍟 Vini 12th man Abe Lincoln retains his spot in goal. Hopeful Jody Bos can produce again! Faith in 🇪🇸🇺🇾 strikers low. Good luck 😄 #worldcup #worldcupfantasy
FPL Minteh@fplminteh.bsky.social · 4mo agoDid I tell anyone in my Sunday league team about the 2am deadline? No. Did I keep Pervy Pervis Estupinan despite playing 0 min? Yes
Huge win for the Socceroos! Popa proving the doubters wrong as ever. A solid 18-point haul in #WCfantasy from 🧢 Jordy Bos to top it all off! 🐐💚💛
I’m convinced Krejci would have cleared that Hwang goal off the line if he wasn’t wearing no7 #worldcup
It’s 1am and I will be up in 4hrs to watch 🇲🇽🇿🇦 and tomorrow I’m seeing my dad for the first time since Xmas. but all I can think about is Darwizzy + Musiala or Mbappe + CDK 😂😅 #WorldCupFantasy
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🔥 93 pts last week 🌍 227k 🧢 Gyökeres 🏦 £5.5 🔁 4/5 FT used: Groß -> Minteh Palmer -> Saka Haaland -> Gyökeres DCL -> Thiago Good luck 😄 #fpl #fplcommunity
