Watching the weather report about today’s AQI in Chicago:
Peter Frampton Geraci
@framptongeraci.bsky.social
Do you feel like I do? Then contact me for your free info tapes!
Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...
🎵Are you ready for some field goals?🎵 #SuperBowlLX
No thank you, cursed, de-aged celebrities Dunkin Donuts commercial.
If you’re on a Zoom call with more than three other people, and you’re not talking, mute yourself. It’s 2026. How the fuck are people still unaware of this?
So, just, everyone who has a dog doesn’t understand how cross-contamination works, is that it?
Oh, hey what’s up? Do you have a work-related question that’s going to require both context switching AND a lot of digging? Why don’t you ask me FRIDAY FUCKING AFTERNOON.
The fuck is “Landman?” Sounds like the 30 Rock spoof version of the middle-aged white guy fanfic that’s clogging up the rest of Paramount+
They reserved a seat for me on the train this morning!
Might need to put up a protective plexiglass barrier with how often I’ll need to tap this sign.
Patrick Cosmos@veryimportant.lawyer · last yr.working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
If every time I call support, I’m being told you’re dealing with “higher than normal call volumes,” they’re not “higher than normal,” you’re just not hiring enough support staff.
I shouldn’t need to tell you that if you want to schedule a meeting for the last half hour of the workday, you shouldn’t do that, much less the morning of that workday.
He’s going to HOST!? Lol. Lmao, even.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · last yr.Breaking news: President Trump announced the first class of recipients of the 48th Kennedy Center Honors since he took over earlier this year. Trump said he will host the ceremony, something no president has done. Here are the honorees:
Hey @microsoft.com. Do you think, maybe after the 10,000th time I had to manually adjust pasted text on word to “match destination formatting,” you could take the fucking hint and not default to keeping the source formatting every single goddamned time?
Explaining the ending of the movie “My Girl” to someone who’s never seen it:
a man in a robe is laying on a couch with his feet up and the words bees written on the bottom
Alt: Gob in a robe is laying on a couch with his feet up and the words bees written on the bottom
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I think, perhaps, we DO. Why is grocery store minus need to maximize shareholder value somehow a *worse* model for grocery stores?
Andrew Hazlett@andrewhazlett.bsky.social · last yr.We don't need to invoke Soviet privations to see how ridiculous a city-run grocery store is. It's economically illiterate and utterly impractical. And the complexities of the low margin grocery business are not comparable to state-run liquor monopolies in a few states.
It takes a certain kind of person who isn’t an MD to insist upon using their PhD to justify being called “Dr.” and Naomi Wolf is, indeed, 100% that type of person.
sam@samthielman.com · last yr.no one is doing it like her
Eagerly looking forward to the MAGA crowd trying to justify their knee-jerk disdain for Uncle Samuel L. Jackson while pretending it isn’t just bare racism.
Fuck TMobile; fuck Starlink; fuck Elon Musk.
I don’t think the Trump administration has the competence to effectively dismantle the entirety of the Federal government. However, with every half-baked, probably illegal attempt they make, they DO erode confidence in a Democratic Party too self-absorbed and feckless to offer any kind of resistance
Four years ago, Donald Trump incited a violent, unprecedented assault on American democracy. Ever since, the GOP has sought to rewrite history—to deny what all of us saw, and the plot that fomented it. They’ve been winning the information war. As Democrats, we can not back down from this fight. 🧵