François T. Déjeuner

@francoisdejeuner.bsky.social

Canadian, quebecois, joual en masse. Gen-X. Notice me! College-level programming professor for career. Orator, voice talent for beer money ('cos it's fun). DMs open. http://www.twitch.tv/fdejeuner and https://ao.kalimonster/net/unprompted (samples)

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An article on CBC was handwringing about the horrors of selling e-scooters that could go over 50 km/hr. And then, breathlessly, mentioning some could do 120. I sat bolt upright and annoyed the missus with my sudden enthusiasm for e-scooters. Now I need to book time at Mosport...

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Right now, between other bouts of irresponsibility, I've been messing with OFFBEAT. It's turned a music sequencer into a game, insofar as "make some music that meets these objectives, if you feel like it," is a game. I guess it's more educational.

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We're all brilliant and if you like Actual Plays, this is where I first heard of the concept. Well, I have a modest role as an arena hypeman. HNNG THOSE MOVES! ao.kalimonster.net/unprompted

Ben Newbon@bennewbon.itch.io · 2w ago

Featuring guest voices from the brilliant @laggardson.bsky.social @astralbelle.bsky.social @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social and NotBazzah! Available wherever you get podcasts from, including YouTube! youtu.be/5oXgah6bQfc?...

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Bigger ups to @angeloslh.bsky.social who herded all these cats in one of the dreamiest of dream teams for me. ALSO, as an Unprompted Treat, here's the original audio for the intro. If you like how I sound, I am technically most of the characters in game. ao.kalimonster.net/unprompted/i...

ao.kalimonster.net

SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻@angeloslh.bsky.social · 3w ago

RIGHTIO HERE IT IS, our submission for BAD JAM 4 Big credit to @gargaj.umlaut.hu , @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social , @cliftonb.bsky.social and [REDACTED] , as well as our lovely voice actors, this was a team effort 🫡 angeloslh.itch.io/hands-of-state

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I didn't work half as hard as the engine folk, and I felt like I worked hard. But we got sooooounds, and they were engineered, I tell you what. (And there's some of my voice samples in there too, but I won't say where.)

SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻@angeloslh.bsky.social · 3w ago

RIGHTIO HERE IT IS, our submission for BAD JAM 4 Big credit to @gargaj.umlaut.hu , @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social , @cliftonb.bsky.social and [REDACTED] , as well as our lovely voice actors, this was a team effort 🫡 angeloslh.itch.io/hands-of-state

*exhausted 5 hours sleep sigh* Alright we might be looking for some pervert noises We have someone but yknow, the fun is random peoples takes I aint gonna get on this til tomorrow because I'm so tired I can't think straight but if youre interested poke me I guess cries

SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻@angeloslh.bsky.social · 4w ago

Our game jam idea is very stupid and also somehow also basically just Onlycans again lol

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I didn't want to turn your bio into a rambling discussion of craft brewing, @lilylachance.com but I was referring to this thing: www.restomontreal.ca/event/mondia... There's ciders! I'm not much for drinking but I like a cold one on occasion and it's two hours away by train.

Mondial de la Bière 2026

The Mondial de la bière in Montréal is one of the largest international beer festivals in North America, bringing together tens of thousands of passionate visitors each...

restomontreal.ca

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Lurking under covers last night, summarizing the SNOTEL system to the missus. Specifically how these devices in remote mountaintops could communicate by detecting a reflected RF signal (because a meteor was burning up in the atmosphere) and, thereby, transmitting its own signal to base station.

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And separately, in my Sunday sessions on Twitch, we're one week or so away from starting on a novel that's been my nemesis, a book that I've tried to read three times and never finished: IRENE IDDESLEIGH. Fourth time's a charm? Can I finally finish it?