Fran.
@franjellix.bsky.social
Teacher. Mother. Musician. DND enthusiast. Animal lover. Cat mom. Plant mom. True Crime fanatic. Book nerd. (Some people in England say "mom" not "mum")
She always has a scabby nose. She's still cute though. #CatsOfBlueSky #CuteCats #Cat #CatSky #OldLady
We're camping this weekend with friends. 11yo: I think I'd like to go home today, my social batteries are drained and we haven't got a charger strong enough to fix it. The draaaaama. #parenting #camping
Me: Chef Mike is cooking the dinner now. 11yo: Where is Chef Mike? Me: ... in the kitchen where he always is... 11yo: Wait, we have a Chef in the kitchen? Me: ... Chef Mike is the microwave. 11yo: WHAT?! I thought we had a Chef called Mike that sometimes cooked dinner! 😂
🎵We've got McGinn, Super John McGinn, I just don't think you understand. We had to sell the squad, And now he's on his todd, At least John McGinn is still around. 🎵 #avfc
I accidentally made a whole new economy in my classroom based around fidgets and cheesestrings. I'm currently 11 cheesestrings in profit. The end of term has clearly gotten to us 😂 #Teacherlife #Teaching #PrimaryEducation #EduSky #TeacherSky #Teacher
Misty - "Mother. Why hast thou disturbed my slumber?" Me - "Looksie at the toe beaaaaans" #ToeBeans #Cat #Catsky #CatsofBlueSky #Cats
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
![That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.
I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.
That’s great advice for life.
It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvbszlkc7d75ixkid5g2zmw7/bafkreiar4z6n6pfk7wob2gznv6l6euw7ltxbetgto5drfd4wqzjalldp5m)
The thing about cats is everyone thinks their cat is the best and most pretty one, and they are correct.
Me watching a documentary about psychopaths and how they "prefer to stay at home, don't have many friends and can get very upset over a minor inconvenience"
I guess the blanket isn't mine anymore. I don't mind sharing I suppose. #CatSky #CatsofBlueSky #Cats #LittleThief #CuteCat
Today, I realised my bookshelves are too small and also have not been organised correctly (I've been lazy putting them back where they should go. My bad.) I also realised that this time last year I bought ACOTAR. I now have over 50 books - all read. I have a serious problem. #Romantascy #Books
I remember when the internet was a place for watching cat videos instead of observing the real-time collapse of western civilization.
🔵HUMANS hear up to 20,000 Hz 🔵DOGS hear up to 45,000 Hz 🔵CATS hear up to 64,000-85,000 Hz So, the next time your cat ignores you, just know... it's 100% intentional.
It's been a heartbreaking few weeks in our house with 3 family deaths. This little lady has barely left my side. She keeps pressing her little head against my heart, as if she can remove the sadness I'm holding inside it. We don't deserve cats. #cats #CatSky #CatsofBlueSky
One of my stupid pet peeves is when song titles don't have capital letters where they should be. #PetPeeve
Pep Guardiola: "We played against an incredible team. Unai, what a manager - an incredible human being. Congratulations for them for winning the Europa League. They will be an incredible Premier League contender in the future." #AVFC
UP THE VILLA. I've never been so stressed about a football game in my entire life. #UTV #AVFC #EuropaLeagueFinal
Oh the audience are making their thoughts knowwwwnnnn. #Eurovision
Austria have just ripped off Rob Damiani's Technology look. #Eurovision #DonBroco
I know the Eurovision boycott is strong this year. But, momma needs to party with her premixed cocktails and cheese board. Let's go UK! #Eurovision
A video analysis of the difference between dog joining cat and cat joining the dog. Original post