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Old enough to know better but still I try, because life is short. NOPE isn’t just an awesome movie, it’s the answer to everything going on right now. Nope! For those who read, request a short story via fjjanes@hotmail.com. You won’t be disappointed.

Boehringer ingelheim and Eli Lily & Co have down graded their television advertisements auditioning requirements from *can you sing* to *can you read* in hopes of reaching tone deaf Americans who need to lose weight. I don’t know about you but prefer to have my fat ass serenaded. Littlepillbigstory!

The value of Graham Platner is that right up until all his red flags came toppling down upon him is that he is the most naked example of the amount of grace & credibility Simply Being White grants you. Compared to Abdul El-Sayed, who has to re-earn every ounce of credibility he has on a daily basis.

With all the crap that gets funneled into my feed I relish the random posts by @tcboyle.com that filter through from time to time. The egg. The dog. The additional morning. Corvids. Things in German I don’t understand. Damn the algorithm that doesn’t understand I need more. Damn it to hell!

Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that

Trump built his political movement demonizing immigrants while his own family tree is filled with them—his grandfather, mother, first wife and current wife. Apparently, immigration is a threat to America only when the immigrants aren’t named Trump. The hypocrisy is staggering.

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Lots of actors have portrayed Colonel Sanders over the years. Norm Macdonald. Jim Gaffigan. George Hamilton. Rob Lowe. Billy Zane. Ray Liotta. Reba McEntire. To name a few. I’m waiting for this one. The Oscar goes to…

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