My name is Akimbo. Titties Akimbo.
@khlamydiacolada.bsky.social
not interested in conservatives, third-party voters (including bernie fuckbois) or lady whorebots. gay AF, so expect porn. i don't care how hot you are, if you have naked ladydoodles on your TL, i'll block you no longer on Twitter, so be careful
Reminder: voter fraud is not a thing. Voter suppression is.
i'm sorry, Lurie is showing his 2024 ad bitching about changing the system and in 2026 he's still bitching about changing the system and he thinks that makes him...reliable...about recommending ballot measures?
GOLDEN STATE GOES PLATINUM! CA was just certified platinum (1 of 8 states) by Results For America for its record of successfully increasing the impact of taxpayer dollars, record of evidence-based actions and results, and increased transparency and access through landmark data infrastructure!
You ever meet someone who says shit like "I'm glad my taxes paid for your meal" Like bitch stfu, first of all your tax payments are not more important than everyone else's and second its really weird that a hungry person being able to eat upsets you.
NEW OVERNIGHT: Members of the "Broadview 6" say "significant failings by Chicago U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros warrant the appointment of a special prosecutor. From @chicago.suntimes.com: chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2026/0...
'Broadview 6' say Boutros' 'significant failings' warrant special counsel probe of 'poisoned' case
A new court filing likely brings to an end the monthslong back-and-forth between defense attorneys and prosecutors over what should be done about the case. Now, all eyes turn to U.S. District Judge Ap...
chicago.suntimes.com
Sorry I couldn’t get to the phone, but please leave your name, number, and a brief message and I’ll get back to you as soon as I finish taking those hole pics.
It’s not 1950 and I hope you get your ass beat. Beyond beat!!!
Obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed. They can have him.
So they rolled Mitch out in a wheelchair and told everyone he’s just fine. I know many people who depend on a wheelchair for mobility and it’s not a criticism. But as someone who spent 40 years in healthcare the dude is not fit to serve. Okay so 3 rants today. 🤷♂️
if you're sucking dick and someone has a camera, you better keep focus on the dick. what looks hot on video is not what feels hot and your job is not to look pretty. your job is to suck.
Dear members of the media: Stop saying “had sex with” when you’re referring to minors. Children can’t consent. “Having sex” implies consent. When an adult assaults a child, it’s rape. You’re enabling the predator class by refusing to call it what it is.
Nothing says “America First” like having Moscow sponsor the open bar.
One candidate lived this. The other crammed for the test but was still unprepared. Mary Peltola knows Alaska. You can tell the fishing community isn’t a talking point for her, it’s her life.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
just watched 9to5 again and i would wreck dabney coleman
He took a team to the Super Bowl. Once he was bringing injustice to light he was suddenly not a very good NFL player.
Trump is Scum to the very core:
Things are heating up in the Michigan Senate race And MAGA Mike Rogers is getting his a** handed to him by @abdulelsayed.bsky.social
Here is AOC and Mamdani laughing at the solemn 9/11 commemoration. Oh wait…
stop injecting your face with stuff. you look crazy.
