Stuart Millard
@franticplanet.bsky.social
World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer. https://www.youtube.com/@StuartMillard
Despite him being a massive nonce, I can't help but admire the ability of Harris to predict the future existence of Jimothy.
Trained chimps, camel races, 1970's stuntmen showing Jackass how it's really done. Now available for all, my new video returns to the BBC big top for the Great British Variety of Seaside Special series two. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLz1...
Seaside Special II: Britain, Britain, Britain
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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Elon Musk vows to spend the next year on an AI remake of Carry On Emmannuelle, with the only change that Love Crazy will be sung by a white man.
There's a big weird rock at the bottom of the swimming pool that gives me and the lads our mightiest stiffies in forty years
Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 2w agoWhat's your old person trait?
Sat plotting out a new novella and looking at all the ideas which *didn't even exist* three hours ago, but now tie together beautifully, and thinking how the prompt-typing AI nobbers will never know such exhilaration.
They're calling me the YouTube GOAT, because I once ate a pair of trousers.
Stuart Millard@franticplanet.bsky.social · 3w agoNow available for all, a panicked woman sprints through the stately homes and country parks of Middle England, on the trail of cryptic clues that'd give you a bleed on the brain. My new video awaits the glorious reign of Queen Diana via the mania of Treasure Hunt. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksHb...
Now available for all, a panicked woman sprints through the stately homes and country parks of Middle England, on the trail of cryptic clues that'd give you a bleed on the brain. My new video awaits the glorious reign of Queen Diana via the mania of Treasure Hunt. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksHb...
Treasure Hunt: Waitrose Tomb Raider
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtube.com
I think I've just found the greatest passive aggressive sign ever made
Pat Bren's writing is even better than his posts on here, if you can believe that! I shall give no higher recommendation between now and the grave.
Patrick "Unemployed" Brennan@patbren.bsky.social · 4w agoSadly, the dreaded bite mark has appeared on my time at Project Zomboid. I am heading back to what I do best - writing nonsense on Patreon/Kofi (content on both will be identical, everything will be available from the lowest tier). www.patreon.com/cw/Pat_Bren ko-fi.com/pat_bren Thanks everyone.
Getting an increasingly heavy package delivered each day so that my postman becomes hench
Monthly Patreon thread. Tiers start at £1, with eight years of posts; 941,000+ words plus hours of audio/video. All the written stuff is Patreon exclusive now, as AI bots spend all day 'learning' from my blog. Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352
He comes out with a fishbowl on his head, and whips away a bedsheet revealing a moon rocket made from a dustbin and some fireworks. There is a porthole etched on the side in chalk. "I have done all I can for the people of Earth. I am needed in the stars."
Jim Pickard@pickardje.bsky.social · last mo.Nigel Farage has just put out a statement on X saying: "I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm."
Why are you too cowardly to talk about how the illegal PLANDEMIC vaccine is killing millions?" Mate, this is a video about Keith Harris and Orville
S R Jones @aegisimmemorial.bsky.social · last mo.If you see this, please tell me the worst/most baffling bit of creative feedback you've ever recieved. Mine is still the time somebody told me my aliens had names that were too alien. Not that they were unpronounceable, just that they didn't sound enough like human names.
27: fell out of a plane without a parachute but landed on a bouncy castle which had been hired for a surgeon's birthday
Nick Pettigrew@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · last mo.Always worth thinking on the anniversary of the NHS - at what age would you and/or your loved ones have died without it? Me - 18 months old.
I was one of those guys from medieval tapestries with a trumpet up my arse
Entertainment Weekly@ew.com · last mo.Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword to the spine in a past life.
I am hit by a speeding car, my body taking violent flight and landing a smashed pile of bones. Meat spills from my many wounds. My shoes have come off. A shaken bystander leans in close as I whisper dying words through a gobful of blood. "Welcome to Jackass lmao"
Now available for all, WOW! may be a forgotten entry in the pantheon of Saturday mornings, but as a time capsule of Britpop-era Britain, is no less potent a collection of unbelievably weird one-off moments. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA3-...
Saturday Morning Archaeology: WOW!
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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Sneak preview of Ricky Gervais's new stand-up set:
When you fall down a pit in Knightmare.
Johnny Mains@johnnymains.co.uk · last mo.Mr Humphreys and His Inheritance
Walked to the 'office' and now sat wiping my forehead like Mike McShane halfway through the props round