I'm still thinking about how if you offered these toxic dudebros a salad they'd act like you chopped their dick off, but if you shove vegetables into a salt brine for a week and call it a FERMENT they think it's manly and choke it down. Everything really is gender to them.
There’s also something toxically masculine about only consuming vegetables if they’ve been fermented. As if fresh vegetables are girly. Only veggies that smell like a locker room for us manly men! Stinky men, stinky food. They won’t even call them vegetables - they have to call them FERMENTS. C’mon.