⠀ i should run through freddy fazbear's peacha with a bunch of magnets strapped to me like a bomb vest for robots ⠀

LOLBIT.@standbyforlol.bsky.social · 7mo ago

GET A [LOAD] OF THIS GUY(s) ! SOMEONE CHECK THE [ so many issues ] BINGO, THIS GUY(s) HIT A BLACKOUT!

⠀ @everyone Frank, an eight year old thirty two year old with a sense of extreme violence, glides on his bulldozer across the destroyed asphalt over the Denny's parking lot. The roar of the truck blends with the distant screams of everyone as he enjoys the pointless destruction. ⠀

⠀ the guy with no ears ⠀

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐒「 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 」@bythematrix.bsky.social · last yr.

Autobots.

⠀ I'm gonna . . . ⠀

⠀ ❝ muh... midnight spankle.... ❞ ⠀

⠀ ❝ Is this broad botherin' ya? Come back to bed. ❞ [ SEXY_SAXOPHONE.MP3 ] ⠀

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐒「 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 」@bythematrix.bsky.social · last yr.

͏͏͏ ❪ ... ❫ Pardon? ͏͏͏

⠀ ❝ Man, chief, ya never met the Sawyer family. ❞ ⠀

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐒「 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 」@bythematrix.bsky.social · last yr.

͏͏͏ Stealing faces has to be the MOST -——— ... Sounds like something the D.J.D. would do ... ͏͏͏

⠀ rep ⠀

⇅ 〝 I got Little Women and the Quran. 〞 ❝ Those'll do. ❞ Frank got to work sliding the 1800s coming of age story and religious text under the sofa to act as the new leg. 〝 Inshallah give Meg, Jo Beth, and Amy thy strength to hold my couch. 〞 ⇅

⠀ it's the "this is GLORPSHIT" thing creature ⠀

⠀ ❝ You know, I can't help but feel that my fists have banished some poor soul to the Twilight Zone. Or maybe it's the government trying to hypnotize me into misremembering historical events again. ❞ [ odd, blue, virtuous glow in his chest. ] ⠀

[ WHATISTHISTHINGWHATISTHATWHATWHATAUAUTYHGETITOFF ]

a white cat with a black spot on its head is laying on a bed with a leopard print blanket .

ALT: a white cat with a black spot on its head is laying on a bed with a leopard print blanket .

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!!@freakinfranked.bsky.social · last yr.

⠀ ❝ BONJOUR, I'M ⠀ "CHEESED" ⠀ TO MEET YOU! ❞ ⠀

⠀ ❝ BONJOUR, I'M ⠀ "CHEESED" ⠀ TO MEET YOU! ❞ ⠀

APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE!@roundofapplause.bsky.social · last yr.

[ Continuing to look around, servo on her helm. ] [ . . Everything's New. And overwhelming. ]

⠀ [ opening newspaper ] ❝ Huh. "Screaming infant holds philosophical debate with beloved Mcdonaldsland character "The Grimace" in an attempt to locate his two extra missing arms. Story developing." I hate politics. ❞ ⠀

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ: ̗̀➛@eagleinbound.bsky.social · last yr.

I'M IN THE NEWWWSSSS.

⠀ ❝ Oh thank god. I thought they were serious for a moment! Good to know it was just a prank. Hey do you know how to move a couch? ❞ ⠀

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ: ̗̀➛@eagleinbound.bsky.social · last yr.

PRIME? their wish-washy union is nothing more than a 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘵 to push a primacy agenda. one which perpetuated our oppression, might i add.

⠀ [ dragging a couch amidst this chaos ] ❝ Hey you don't know me and I dunno you but HOO boy you sure are lucky that giant red truck whatshisname is off doing some other shit right now. ❞ [ continuing to drag his sofa ] ⠀

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ: ̗̀➛@eagleinbound.bsky.social · last yr.

really? NONE of you are going to step in? i suppose no one cares after all, 'speaker. ( okay, was kicking her in the face REALLY necessary. )

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ E͟V͟E͟R͟Y͟O͟N͟E͟’͟S͟ ⠀ 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘗𝘌 ⠀ 𝐒𝖤𝖱𝖵𝖤𝖲 ⠀ 𝘼 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙋𝙐𝙍𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙀. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ PRO-TIP: People who lived in China during the "social credit" craze can convert their social credits into "funny points", a legal tender that can be exchanged for prizes like this "talk tuah hand" shirt and mold-covered "chicken jockey" youtooz figure. ⠀

⠀ ❝ It's easter! Time to carefully pick out my easter egg! ❞ [ GRABS @ingeniousmadman.bsky.social ] ⠀

⠀ PRO-TIP: People who lived in China during the "social credit" craze can convert their social credits into "funny points", a legal tender that can be exchanged for prizes like this "talk tuah hand" shirt and mold-covered "chicken jockey" youtooz figure. ⠀

⠀ ❝ You know who else wanted to go home? ❞ . . . ❝ E.T. That little brown scrotum alien. And he did! Despite the government telling him no. A national hero, though between you and me I think he had a few too many probes to the head, that dumb fuck. ❞ ⠀

𝘕𝘌𝘗𝘖𝘛𝘐𝘚𝘔, B͢A͢B͢Y͢.ᐟ@hot-rods.bsky.social · last yr.

i wanna go home. ( face in hands. )

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝑺𝑳𝑰𝑫𝑬, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀& 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍' 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀& 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝑼𝑵𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑫, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐎𝐍'𝐒 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍' 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐈𝐗 !!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #HORRORRP #OCRP ⠀

⠀ jones, the horse hallucinations are back ⠀