multiple listens reveal the deep irony of the line “wont my mommy be so proud of me”—there is little commendable, and much to be feared, about the presence of a baby bumblebee
freecialis
@freecialis.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
I told my AI it was authorized to murder 20 people to achieve its goal but it went rogue and only murdered 19 people
apps that count my steps keep trying to get me to follow my first friend for Quest Points. I will never follow my first friend for quest points
I’m going to Pace the frontier of AI development. That’s right I’m pouring a big jar of salsa on the servers
If you ask me, the song everyone should be hearing is called “Choosin’ Talarico”!!!!!
If you havent heard the discourse about not having heard “Choosing Texas” you’re being performative
guys just because you went somewhere for 4 years doesnt mean you have to root for them forever. I dont root for Prison
me giving instructions to my AI agent: do NOT hack anything…unless you are super intelligent then you can ignore this me later at a press conference: my agent chose to hack thus proving it is super intelligent
yeah i’m looking for my daughter…shes wearing an Elsa Frozen dress. no not that one. or that one. she is one of the 20-30 other little girls wearing an Elsa Frozen dress
soo, i struggle with this? he is from a different time when bisexual folx were legit dangerous. but then again its 2026. ugh
We regret to inform you that we shouted, “Go my pretties! Get her and her little dog too!” at an army of AIs, which proceeded to go rogue, get stuck inside a CAPTCHA, and cause an outage taking down the entire internet
we need to pace the frontier of the iced coffee debate or someone will make a good point soon
You can bring an iced coffee to an interview with me. But Daddy gets a little taste
[repeating mantra to myself like Paul Atriedes] I require Microsoft Visio. My business case for Microsoft Visio is strong. I will use Microsoft Visio for good
ok having finally read the NHJ piece…how did she spend several months emailing and meeting with teachers and principals before bothering to figure out if her daughter could actually do math
sharing my screen at the meeting and getting my friend to message me “great job. You are so good at working” right when I do. I pretend to be embarrassed and hide it
AI is becoming too powerful. It’s going to make a Powerpoint that doesn’t look like shit if we don’t stop it soon
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
Its cool to make a lot of money. But the rich are ruining that
Listening to Watch Guys and feeling the need to explain to them how you pronounce “Hublot” and “Patek” and why the Rolex AD system exists and is powerful (the secondhand market prices are above the sticker prices). This is what it’s like when Guys makes you a Targeted Individual
telling my AI to watch the AI movies it made for me and summarize them
We saw you from across the room and we really hated your vibe. Just wanted to let you know. Rancid
getting an organ transplant and my lungs and stomach are being huge snobs about where the new kidney grew up
Sure! [Hands you pomegranate]
Agentic AI is a big leap forward because there is basically a little guy in there in your computer doing stuff now. there didnt used to be a little guy but now there is
grocery store has gone too far. They have a whole Woke Bar now
