I'm waiting for a burger order at this local restaurant with this tiled floor. I'm sitting on a stool playing with my phone. The floor behind my phone is playing with my mind! It's making me look at things in 3D. 😵💫
Yasspacho
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Life is a bike path, and I want to ride it all day long. It's kind of what I do already. https://youtube.com/@kevinsbikingadventures278?si=OCjfxi6zls-JRIa4
I had a friend send me a post about how a ration lunch looked like in WW2. And I thought, while some men (especially in the manosphere) have larping fantasies about fighting on the front lines, mine is simply being creative in the kitchen. Anyway, this is how I think I'd look making crème brûlée. 😁
Name a character you can't stand. He's selfish, thinks he's smarter than everyone else, and he's kind of a downer to the group. *spoilers* I was sad when Rachel got off the plane to be with him. Working in Paris would have been a dream (for me, at least).
Ross Geller asks 'Why do bad things happen?' in Friends
ALT: Ross Geller asks 'Why do bad things happen?' in Friends
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Ross 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🐻 (he/him)@rossz28.bsky.social · 2w agoName a character you can't stand. I hate him so much that Michael Scott made me even dislike *Steve Carell* the actor.
I've been hearing the song I Will Always Love You, both versions left by our departed queens. But here's a lesser known version that I also remembered. 😀 youtu.be/1McCkUf3mV0?...
I Will Always Love You
YouTube video by Jesse Nathan
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This morning, I woke up, not wanting to get out of bed. I walked to the espresso machine to turn it on, which takes 15 minutes to heat up. Then went nap on the couch. Then, I didn't want to leave the couch for coffee. All the while, my cat is begging me for food.
My five Simpson quotes: 1 - Hah! Nobody cares! 2 - Everything's coming up Milhouse! 3 - ...what the hell was that!? 4 - Hot stuff comin' through! 5 - I didn't know we could do that!
Andrew@andr0nicus.bsky.social · 3w agoMy five Simpsons quotes I utter the most: 5. Sex Cauldron! I thought they shut that place down! 4. Hello, Listen Lady? / Eh yeah listen, lady. 3. Mother of pearl! 2. Miss Hoover, are you on strike? / Go home, children! 1. This looks fun - a bench!
Tonight, there is a "team reveal party" to announce which team I will play on in our local queer hockey league this year. But I also have to be at the train station to pick up my niece. While it may feel like a Brady Bunch situation, the train is delayed, so I get to do both! Thanks, VIA Rail!
If You Say So
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My niece is passing through town. I picked up up late last night from the bus stop, and then, after a few hours of sleep, I drove her to the train station early this morning. It's Fatigued Canadian Friday for me, I guess. 🥴
I work as the head of tech service for a building products manufacturer. I'm expected to perform miracles all the time. Then I got a call on my personal phone from a friend who asked me to look at his broken fridge. I barely know the guy or about how fridges work. But I just can't say no to people.😅
Canadians may remember this commercial. This is how I'm feeling now. 🙃 youtu.be/k-gFPTbpikI?...
KFC Canada - Bucket Scream Leaf Commercial 2005
YouTube video by Hshg766 Cantik455
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I went to watch A Midsummer Night's Dream in a park today. The actor who played Lysander was a woman, who is Hermia's love interest. In A1S1, Theseus said to Hermia, "Either to die the death or to abjure forever the society of men." The ladies' faces were like, "we're ok with that!" 🏳️🌈♀️♀️
Here is the offensive photo. Viewer discretion is advised. 🙃
Well, I never thought I'd see myself getting Zucced, especially for sexual content. But I guess there's a first for everything!
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Happy FCF! Fake "sea" Friday. Because I'm on a fresh water river beach. I know, it sounds lame, but it's quite nice out here!
AI slop on social media is pushing me off of it. I love a video essay, but YT is pushing garbage on me lately. And this morning, FB was showing me articles about how "scientists confirm" that Vikings came to this side of the world 500 years before Columbus did. That was news like 60 years ago!
I work in the office of a factory. Today, there is a thunderstorm warning. Sometimes, I don't know if the rumblings or bangs are either coming from thunder, the factory floor, or heavy vehicles rolling outside. 🤔
Without saying your age, what's your favourite movie that came out when you were 18
Stinker Bear@just1lilbinger.bsky.social · 2mo agoWithout saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18
With the right seasonings and a frying pan, with cheese, this did make for an amazing quesadilla. No this didn't cost me $3. 😆
Yasspacho@freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 2mo agoTonight, I ran over 1,000 simulations, and I found that it would cost me only “around $3” for a meal consisting of:
Tonight, I ran over 1,000 simulations, and I found that it would cost me only “around $3” for a meal consisting of:
There's #CanadaDay captured perfectly. #Ottawa @helps.octranspo.com
I was planning on attending a concert in the Byward Market today in Ottawa, where this band is scheduled to play. But due to uncertain weather, I dunno if this concert is still on. That with reports of flooded roads, I decided to stay home and listen to this amazing album! 😀
Yasspacho@freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 2y agoHere's my random shoutout tonight of the 1987 album "Closer Together" by the Montréal band "The Box." I love the sound they bring, and the lyrics have some meaning to me. Here's a thread of my favourite tracks from this album:
You know the old expression, a broken clock is right twice a day? Well, that literally happened to me this morning. I instinctively looked up at my kitchen clock and, upon realizing it was broken, that it was actually the correct time. 😀 Also, maybe I should replace it. 😆
Here are the 3 dumbest takes I saw this morning before having coffee: -Democrats would have voted for silly German moustache guy over the creepy orange mop. -Elizabeth Banks isn't a redhead or chesty enough to play Ms Frizzle. -The "woke" are saying "algae life matters." I'm exhausted 🥴
every hometown's got the the ominous megastructure, what's yours? Here is the giant smoke stack my cousin is speaking of. It kind of dominates the skyline, and I've always hated it. Yet, I'm kind of sad to see it go. 😆
🇨🇦TVDean 📺🇨🇦 (he/him)@tvdean.bsky.social · 3mo agoevery hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours? (there also used to be a giant smoke stack, but they are tearing it down )
I just uploaded my latest ebike adventure video about my amazingly serene ride around Miquelon Island. Check it out on my YouTube channel! youtu.be/T9PnKwmpF2U
Atlantic Adventure Part 1: Miquelon
YouTube video by Kevin's Biking Adventures
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