Covid19
@friendlycovid19.bsky.social
Novel coronavirus looking for friends. Always evolving. Pronouns it/its.
What, no shout-out for ME, @theonion.com? The virus who paved the way for the MVGA movement? theonion.com/rfk-jr-hosts...
RFK Jr. Hosts Meet-And-Greet With Infectious Diseases
WASHINGTON—Hailing the exclusive gathering as an opportunity to usher in an era of peace and goodwill, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hosted a lively meet-and-greet Thursday with a variety of ...
theonion.com
I was just trying to pass my RNA on to the next generation.
Covid19@friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 10mo agoAt least when I terrorized people and sent them into lockdown it wasn’t on purpose.
At least when I terrorized people and sent them into lockdown it wasn’t on purpose.
I mean if I wasn’t a good reason to disrupt human cruise plans I don’t see why some tsunami ought to be either. 🦠 🌊 🌊
The New York Times@nytimes.com · last yr.In Hawaii, cruise ships were directed out to sea by officials amid tsunami warnings, but some guests who were on shore excursions couldn’t make it back in time to get aboard.
I don't know what a stock market is just that humans care about it way more than each other
I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
Yup, I definitely appreciate the assist from @friendlycovid19.bsky.social ! Really accelerated the schedule on my comeback!
Humans on the other spike protein … I spend so much time trashing human immune systems and yet I still don’t understand them, not really. Guess I never will.
Covid19@friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 2y agoI mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
Nice start but I’m still betting on fascism. Prove me wrong.
Covid19@friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 2y agoI mean you all weren’t willing to get uncomfortable to fight me and fascism is a lot bigger than I am.
Other resisting? These ARE my humans you’re talking about right? My humans don’t resist anything except being late to brunch. bsky.app/profile/oliv...
(raises hand) Me. I saw this coming.
Ryan Hisner@ryanhisner.bsky.social · 2y agoDo you remember BA.3—the weakling cousin of BA.1 & BA.2 that seemed to take the worst from each & had weaker ACE2 binding than even the ancestral Wuhan Virus? After three years, BA.3 is back. And it is transmitting. Who saw this coming? 1/13
Never stop learning. Never stop growing. Never stop evolving. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
COVID is still evolving and will find new ways to evade immune systems, scientists say
SARS-CoV-2 has been evolving the ability to evade the immune system about twice as fast as the fastest-evolving flu virus. It averages more than a dozen significant changes every year.
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Poking at my less-mutable parts? RUDE.
Chise 🔜 Finland 🇫🇮, MFF@sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 2y agoTHIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a dual-antibody treatment that remains effective against ALL SARS-CoV-2 variants by targeting a less-mutable part of the virus. This breakthrough could lead to longer-lasting therapies that OUTPACE viral evolution. 🧪🧵⬇️
I mean you all weren’t willing to get uncomfortable to fight me and fascism is a lot bigger than I am.
When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?
What a great time to be an infectious disease!
Tuberculosis@callmetube.bsky.social · 2y agoThank you Elon and Donald!!!
When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?
I don’t know why people are down on the brain worm we go out for drinks whenever I infect his host.
Wtf Donald I thought I was the only one allowed to call you Krasnov. Whose asset are you?
My access to human systems is not read-only and neither is that other guy’s.
I’ll never abandon MY commitment to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.
“I just didn’t want to let all the fans down.“ She means MY fans of course.
Camille A. Clare MD MPH@cclaremdmph.bsky.social · 2y agovariety.com/2024/scene/n...
I mean I’m living rent free inside most politicians these days.
