Frogtifa
@frogtifa.bsky.social
We are America’s Official Frogtifa Organization. Designated as a terrorist organization by deer flies and the United States DOJ. #keepportlandweird #amphibiansfordignity #portlandfrog #frogtifa
Your grandfathers fought in two world wars for your right to wear an inflatable penguin/chicken/frog/unicorn/dino suit. Don’t let some dweebs who grew up on Call of Duty and Fox Late night intimidate you.
Huge shoutout to George Soros for funding our supporters with suits and pee bottles. Here’s to a successful False Frog Operation In Portland, Chicago, and any city that oppressors invade.
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Officially followed by @heardislandgov.bsky.social !! We are fan frog girling so hard right now. Hoping @markhamillofficial.bsky.social also follows us. Join the ribbitstence!
Every ICE agent has at least one grandmother with our face on her quilt
We are unsure if reports of frog suits being sold out on Amazon are true, but our advice is to buy suits from Canada or abroad. We trust Jeff Bezos less than a fart in a frog suit
Fed boi’s are only invited to the BBQ if they bring insects and apologies
Join the ribbitstence! ICE only belongs in northern ponds and in Whiskey!