So this is what you get for all your juke box money.
Frozen Cusser
@frozencusser.bsky.social
Very Cold. Full of Fucks. #heyscoops Wiki fyit.wiki 🍨🍦 USA 🏉 rugby: ScorigamiMLR. CITY SC ⚽. Any fan-owned club; any sport. Satire enjoyer. Middle of the day, middle of America.
Been at Worlds of Fun in KC all day. Tons of Current gear; not a single piece of sporting gear.
All our available Diacritical marks have seen the field tonight.
Justin Horneker@hornekerjustin.bsky.social · 4d agoOstrák is on for Sanbin to the approval of Energizer Park #allforcity
Sangbin's heart is too pure to fake a foul. #ALLforCITY
2 diacritical marks in the starters. W-D-L is 5-1-2 for this year; 9-5-11 in club history
St Louis CITY SC@stlcitysc.com · 4d agoOur squad to take on Real Salt Lake 🗞️
#ALLforCITY is really missing Becher's shithousing in stoppage time.
It would be nice if Apple TV actually delivered on their promised home radio broadcast. Until then, It's Jack Bucking the radio feed (streamed, tv broadcast paused to catch up). #ALLforCITY
1 diacritical mark in the starters. W-D-L is 3-3-4 for this year; 8-4-5 in club history
St Louis CITY SC@stlcitysc.com · 2w agoOur Starting 𝐗𝐈 🗞️
I like to think that Padelford took some of that #ALLforCITY -fuelled hate in his heart back with him to the North.
Minnesota United FC@mnufc.com · 2w agoDEVIN PULLS ONE BACK! 75' | SKC 2-1 MIN
2 diacritical marks in the starters. W-D-L is 4-1-2 for this year; 8-5-11 in club history
St Louis CITY SC@stlcitysc.com · 2w agoOur Starting XI against LA Galaxy 🗞️
New #ALLforCITY signing is already Godding it up on Instagram. sigh
Olive Garden's owners say that you do not have to show ID to get pasta at an Olive Garden. A guy who shits himself in public and struggles to pass basic cognitive tests says that you do. For busy restaurant-goers, it can be hard to know who to trust.
That's when I know she's gonna be pissed when she wakes up for terrible things I did to her in her dreams. ( @actualbenfolds.bsky.social )
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
🎵You say goodbye, and I say Hello Hello Hello!🎵
St Louis CITY SC@stlcitysc.com · 2w agoWe're excited to welcome Caio Pontes to the first team coaching staff as an Assistant Video Analyst 🎥
Now that he's done it once, I hope every annoying starfucking athlete that he gave his number to continually call him in the middle of his nap/cabinet meeting.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2w ago“.. DeChambeau warned officials at The Open that he was ready to call President Trump ..” @telegraph.co.uk www.telegraph.co.uk/golf/2026/07...
Too bad about that Spain loss. - A very clever rugby enjoyer
Spare a thought for the 9-and-under child that will be heartbroken because Messi didn't win.
The commentator said that "having Messi is like having two players" and in the sense that neither play defense and they're both 39, I guess that's true.
Quality Ref nutmeg pass there for an otherwise boring sequence.
Instrumental National Anthems > Sung National Anthems
Raise it! ( @flagsforgood.com )
Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 3w agoA quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
Really a gift to MBappe to let him pad that all-time goal record.
Tom Timmermann@tomtimm.bsky.social · 3w agoLet's hear it for England and France knowing what to give the fans in a third place game. Third place games are bad, but 0-0 third place games are worse than bad. England 6, France 4? A fair reward for those who went to the game
Broadcast tech is really struggling with this one. Announcers going in and out, got a throw-in on loop. Seems to have recovered now.
Tom Timmermann@tomtimm.bsky.social · 3w agoAnd now it’s time for City2
With everyone healthy, we could be fielding 8 diacritical marks which would be a new club record.
Frozen Cusser@frozencusser.bsky.social · 3w agoDiacritical mark reload.
Diacritical mark reload.
Matt Baker@mattbakerstl.bsky.social · 3w agoReports out of Romania linking @stlcitysc.com to Alex Mǎțan, a 5’5 26 yr old right footed attacking midfielder. Out of contract now but recently played for Panetolikos in Greece, played the the Crew from 21-24 & was a Donanian youth int’l. (1/2) #AllForCITY
I was very hesitant to get into 📺DTF St. Louis📺 because of how sloppy it was with its locality. I was wrong. It is excellent. The choices they make that are non-local are important and often hilarious. Still, DTF Peoria would have been a better choice: youtu.be/nIwOpMLsxbE...
