Ana(bel)
@fullmetalkitchen.bsky.social
I cook. I ramble. Mostly, to metal. 📍Philadelphia
Please everybody do this. Y'all know how much I love this stuff.
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Every day of my life online I see men with the weirdest flexes and brags. My child farts as loud as kids twice his age, I was once kicked out of a Hooters, my favorite sportsman has a better car collection than your favorite sportsman. Stuff like that.
Great episode of HotD tonight and I absolutely love my one episode per week format. I've rambled about the superiority of slow pleasures for me enough that I don't need me to go off again, but: yeah. Just love it.
This is what I want for dinner, but I'm having a green salad and no booze. It's a sad, sad life sometimes.
Should have known #2. For 5, of course I was within the country, but a closer guess would have been entirely luck. Never had heard of the place. www.maptap.gg August 2 98🎯 88🎉 100🎯 97🔥 77😁 Final score: 908
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Ok, for the chicken: in descending order of quantities: plain Greek yogurt (about 1 good tbsp per piece of chicken), garlic & ginger paste, lemon juice, toasted ground coriander & cumin dried mint, Kashmiri chili or paprika, turmeric, pinch of cinnamon, plus salt & pepper to taste.
Afghan tonight. #FoodSky 🍜
Around 82 F (28 C) at pre-dawn, the coolest part of the day. Filled with despair at the certainty that this summer is the coolest we'll ever experience; it'll get worse and worse.
Watching Fallen (1998) for the first time since it came out. I see "Geno’s" and go, what? This is in my city?? It's wild how soon I've sorta become a local here. Much faster than anywhere else I've lived.
Pausing HotD midway to say: why can't we have Valyrian fashion? I want those dress coats. I need those dress coats.
we listen to music, not because its good, but because the only alternative is listening to some guy say some racist shit
For real. I went to pick up the EpiPen my dr prescribed for me to have "just in case" when she learned about my **extreme** allergy to a drug. As of July 1, the EpiPen has gone from $0 to $267. I left it at the pharmacy.
America in 2026
Hire me, you cowards. www.maptap.gg July 31 100🎯 86🎓 99🎯 100🎯 76🤗 Final score: 912
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A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a global conference www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
The leftover pineapple salsa was adopted and taken into a loving home.
I want to Whole Foods this morning and they were out of nutritional yeast. How Dare You
Cooked, baked, worked, worked out, saw friends, met new people, had a good time, received replacement parts, fixed my toilet (saved +$300 compared to calling my plumber). It's been the BEST day this month.
I hate blush with the strength of nuclear forces. When is this makeup trend going to die out? Please. I promise to silently suffer awfully painted, identical eyebrows for the rest of my life if blush goes away. #UselessReflections
My kitchen was too hot to handle the patty dough 😭 I had to give up the cute chonky heart shapes and go for regular, which then all opened despite trying to chill the dough and working in batches. Oh well. They're done. #FoodSky
My bedside lamp, which turns on by tapping it, has turned itself on 4 times tonight. No accidental tapping of mine while sleeping, either—the light was at its highest intensity every one of those times (requires 3 taps).
I used to simply accept forever singlehood, but it's turning into real love.
If we're talking my preference, I never cook one single dish for others, it's always in 4-5s because my favorite thing to do is a Thai feast, or a Chinese feast, or an Indian feast. #FoodRamblings
Name your fav dish to cook for others.
I am old enough to remember nobody could be worse than Blatter.
I can't even bring myself to read it, but this is one of the reasons why I can't stay. I can't face the medical bills if sth bad happens. I'm already spending 6k a year (on top of income taxes, clarification for my Spanish followers) for being perfectly healthy and not going to the doctor at all.
This is an inspiring story of badassery until you realize this guy hiked 10 miles down a mountain with a filthy harpoon through his torso because that was *less terrifying* than the prospect of an air ambulance bill. No, really. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/27/u...