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Turkeys are the worst birds. Twitch: thefumblebee I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
I haven’t told this story but in the third grade I was in an academically talented program and there was an invention syllabus where we all kept a journal of ideas and there was a small issue because while I had no intention of building one I accidentally desitned a Molotov cocktail
I genuinely feel like this has to be said sometimes, particularly by people who look like me. Pluralistic society fucking rocks so hard.
My boss at my old job was a fighter who hated people he liked being treated poorly. He often had an incorrect read of when we were being treated poorly and erred at the side of fighting battles that didn’t need to be fought (I love him for it) He had a favorite episode of Pokemon.
I only keep one litterbox operational, but I have two. Eli has decided that he wants his own. He found the other one. He is shitting in an empty plastic tub.
we have declared your software legacy. pray we do not deprecate it further.
I signed off streaming and there was immediately a squeaker noise
Sorry I ruined your attempt at a rom-com moment You should really watch where you put your hands when I’m hammering steel
(╯°□°)╯︵ ∀IW@mia-ironeyes.northsky.social · 3d agoSorry I ruined your attempt at a rom-com moment with that rancid burp. In my defense, it was already half out by the time our lips met.
The natives are restless I have been run over by three cats
Ah it’s time for one cat to try bathe the other and one cat to try fight the other
Jurrasic Park I want muppet dinosaurs, the rest I don’t care about
Katie Jercov@kate678.bsky.social · 4d agoRecast a movie in which every every character is played by Muppets except one, who is played by Lee Pace
The South is legit not safe for trans people. Please help keep Peanut away from there.
I’ve realized that half the time my cat says hi to me it’s like Baruch Atah Adonai where she is greeting the large ape in the home for the food she is about to consume
It used to be my job as a kid to chase these away from my moms garden until SHE LOOKED PUT THE WINDOW AND SAW ONE CHASING ME AWAY FROM THE GARDEN
🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮@unormal.bsky.social · 4d agokind of guy sitting on my deck
Peanut is a true delight on this site and gases up people she likes when she can. She is really really trying hard to stay away from somewhere unsafe. I can’t help her right now. If you can please do.
I’m actually very pissed off at the racism in this admin. In my generation, four of us are the children of immigrants. Two of us are South African and two North Irish. Yet they don’t hate us. They hate the only brown member of my family. The little one. It’s not about immigration.
I am watching the Marvel depression movie while depressed again
I spent all day in my bedroom yesterday because I had pulled a muscle under my ribs in my sleep
Doug!@itsdoug.ca · 5d agoLook... I know I'm old based on how my knees feel but you don't have to rub it in
Look it’s small fry because it’s just a pulled muscle. But it’s under my ribs so I have gone to sneeze like twelve times and as soon as I start the pain swells and I stop. Please sir I just want to sneeze
Oh yeah don’t threaten me with a good time www.nytimes.com/2026/07/30/u...
Trump Threatens to Withdraw Blanche as Attorney General, Dealing Blow to Nomination
President Trump’s threat followed a day of fruitless negotiations with two Republican holdouts, Senators John Cornyn and Thom Tillis.
nytimes.com
I have a really painful pulled muscle in my right side, from armpit to hip. I really need to sneeze, too. Every time I start to sneeze I strain the muscle, cry out, and can’t finish the sneeze
I really don’t trust this at all and suspect immigrant citizens to be targeted. I am nervous about my mom and I crossing through security and I’m not even an immigrant www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
ICE is expanding its arrests at airports to new targets, lawyers say
The agency has been apprehending travelers who entered the country legally but overstayed their visas, as ICE and the TSA appear to increase information sharing.
washingtonpost.com
I shaved my moustache and my neck and stopped there and now I look Amish
I had to put a cone on Whitney once. Rather it was more of a donut. She’s small now but back then she was six months old so even smaller *and I couldn’t get anything that small*. I shut her in a bathroom while she recovered and 1) she launched repeated jailbreaks 2) she was never wearing it
Mr. Escher A. Bug, MSc @ SPX 2026@escherbug.art · last wk.She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.
To my mom all cats are she/her and all cats are he/him. She is currently watching a female dog and a male cat, Mario. I went to correct her and my jaw dropped when I heard my own words. Check quote
the "what the fuck is this on my feed" to "oh it's jazz again" pipeline
Pushing the button in my cage and waiting for it to dispense the water with the cocaine
When I lived in Israel we could see Southern Lebanon from where I stood at home and was told “Lebanon is where the green stops” as it was desirable to have one’s feet in the green. Someone got it backwards while trying to antagonize Canada of all people
Doug Saunders@dougsaunders.bsky.social · 2w agoI particularly like how he’s had the AI portray Canada as pristine wilderness and his country as a denuded wasteland of terrible urbanism, crowded sprawl, deprived housing, absent privacy and roads that literally go nowhere
