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french fries

Hakeem Jefferson@hakeemjefferson.bsky.social · 4d ago

Settle a dispute: If you could only eat potatoes in one form for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

I know several people who have cut off their parents, and more importantly I know several people who haven't despite ample justification. No one cuts off their parents, an insanely drastic and difficult thing to do, without extremely good reasons.

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 6d ago

lol come the fuck on

hi!

can you help me with something real quick?

I thought this was cute at first, but this cuts off my sensitivity, so no thank you. also, you want to suck my dick while you're down there?

i just want someone to grab my ass really hard. can i jiggle in your face real quick?

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists.

Sam@samd.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’m starting to realize that all of the annoying pundits just suffer from oppositional defiant disorder increasing your kids’ risk of melanoma to own the libs

i just want someone to grab my ass really hard. can i jiggle in your face real quick?

I thought this was cute at first, but this cuts off my sensitivity, so no thank you. also, you want to suck my dick while you're down there?

throwback to whatever the hell I was doing with my hair

consequences of using TV lighting for recording yourself: unexpected black screens upon orgasm

can you help me with something real quick?

I have seen a lot of disabled people say, “disabled people are magic” this Disability Pride Month. I understand this, but I don’t want to be magical. I want to be a disabled human; flawed, fucked up and real. I feel sometimes saying that we are “magical” takes away from our humanity.

sometimes I feel like the only queer who's resistant to the siren calls of Madonna

a clip of me worshipping the great Mario Ortiz, available on his onlyfans @ marioortizxxx

damn, I guess I am pretty adorable lol.

I said I would do my best to show more personality here, so here's me jibber jabbering about being naked at home

softie with a metal accessory :)

Pick up Notes From a Queer Cripple at your local bookstore or Library this Pride.

Happy Pride to all the disabled queer people we dismiss.

didn't make it to Folsom East, so here's what I was going to wear

got a nice breeding for my 36th

I don't normally mix up my sexiness with my love of MJ (out of respect for my fandom and his work), but I found this altstop hoodie and the doodle was so cute, I couldn't resist it.

So some weirdo in Spain signed my email up for a platform that I can sell men's underwear on. interestingly enough, I've had a drawer full of undies I've outgrown that I don't know what to do with. Do you have any suggestions? 🥰😈

So some weirdo in Spain signed my email up for a platform that I can sell men's underwear on. interestingly enough, I've had a drawer full of undies I've outgrown that I don't know what to do with. Do you have any suggestions? 🥰😈

thinking of you swallowing me

ARFID is a bitch

@frotlife.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Don't consider myself a picky eater tbh The only two hard "no" on this list is cottage cheese and olives. Single slash for mushrooms, tofu, cauliflower. I'd eat it if served, but not a huge fan. Also depends how it's cooked Question mark for liver and sardines; haven't had them before.

buried 3am question, is there such a thing as race affirmation play? because a white boy in canada loves talking about wanting to fuck my black ass, and it makes me feel so good