awawawa. abababa. pyonpyonpyon. et cetera.

i just think it's embarrassing to stand up for AI. it's not gonna fuck you.

getting a handjob from the monkey's paw

just got shot by a tommy gun but it didn't hurt me because my name isn't tommy :D

every time i need to scooch somewhere my spouse will make the king zora sound from ocarina of time and it's the most offensive thing in the world

they should make an anxiety that goes away when you tell it to

just saw a toddler fall over. never kill yourself

streamers, click the link below to opt out of your content being used for amazon gen ai learning. fuck gen ai. www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...

love when a series of inconsequential events leads to me being the most derealised i've been in ages yayyyyy

The author's barely concealed urge to make a stupid fucking joke

its tough out there but so am i

i fear the brits were onto something with crumpets

I don't know how to explain it but these are rabbit-coded posts. To me

save me, **MIGRAINE RELIEF FOR SLEEP** Healing Frequencies for Pain Relief | Singing Bowl Sound Bath on youtube, save me

i think if you're already sick with some sort of stomach illness your body shouldn't be allowed to get a mild migraine on top of that. pick one stop being greedy!!!

google search why does my oatmeal taste like laundry detergent

wait so what do you mean intellectualizing and rationalizing emotions isn't feeling them. that can't be right.

*bop it voice* yoink it! sploink it

i want a cigarette so bad i need a little fairy to follow me around and smack my hand every time i start feeling like i'm gonna try and procure one

oooooooooooooooooo oooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooooo

just heard someone go by on a bike outside but they didn't have a bell so they just said "ding ding" out loud to let people know they were coming up behind them and i was filled with overwhelming delight and joy

thank god for sumatriptan i want to make out with it sloppy style

i think i should be able to start shaking really fast until i explode my entire body and then pop back into existence like nothing happened. as a treat.

i am once again feeling extraordinarily deranged about orpheus and eurydice

the Sun and Moon ☀️🌑

finishing up my first tarot reading session in ages and as i'm putting the cards away the wheel of fortune falls out. it feels like the universe is being so cheeky and playfully teasing me.

PEM more like PMO am I right fellow me/cfs havers haha ha haaaaaa....