Hydra
@hydr4x.bsky.social
she/they - writer, dungeon master, rhythm gamer - infamous brainrotter pfp by @_jamboe
being gay is awesome but also i want to peel my skin off is that allowed
I love that Elliza reaction to most things in end of DT and the patches is just flip her God switch and obliterate everything in a 10 mile radius
idk how this works do i just talk about elliza as if you all know her entire backstory and her powers or do i have to make a 30 page google doc
i cant believe that the new custodes models have a combat patrol already, they look so good its literally everything i want so i Will be buying it at launch
this May turn into a xiv posting account in the future i am unsure if im confident enough to just straight up post about me playing xiv here that seems annoying
grips both sides of my head then it bursts open and like the birth of athena there erupts a singular beautiful four leaf clover
“Then just don’t cry. It’s not manly. Emotions make you weak anyway. Punch a wall, yell at someone, go to the gym, and move on.” Growing up male has damaged my emotions beyond repair, and I’d give anything to go back in time and give myself the space to actually sit and process the events around me
am i allowed to horny post on main? would people hate if i did that?
hearing Isn't She Lovely on the radio in work now is kinda crazy it felt like that one scene in Doctor Strange like im being pulled through dimensions and thrown back all in the space of a second
between me dyeing my hair purple and it turning out the shade it did and my name i'm basically just larping fern frieren at this point
being raised male is crazy cause what do you mean im not allowed to show emotion. My first instinct when i want to cry is "just cry later when you have privacy" but then i dont have privacy lmao
Guys, do NOT wish on a monkeys paw. I wished for my life to get better and it sent me a 5'8" enby baddie with mental issues
just called my pussy an eldritch abomination and my spouse laughed so hard they farted
They call me the Knot Queen the way i take my messy ponytail out in a bad way
i think if i was in a movie it would have to be Yesterday (2019) so i could live in a world without The Beatles
new bit in work where i say "what did one [noun] say to the other?" and no matter what they say i say "where's my willy?" Thunderous laughter from all the white women over 40 with 3 children every time
getting fingered by the monkey's paw and it curls so it perfectly hits my g spot
i just think it's embarrassing to stand up for AI. it's not gonna fuck you.
getting a message from an old friend who was homophobic and transphobic seven years later only to learn theyre now trans and gay and a puppy was not on my 2026 bingo card tbh
every time i need to scooch somewhere my spouse will make the king zora sound from ocarina of time and it's the most offensive thing in the world
I love when inspiration hits while... *checks notes* uh... restocking the potatoes?