what your friend group should look like in your thirties

Been doing 10 mentor roulettes for a day for a long time now (except for a monthish long break when I was burned tf out lol) and the other day I crossed the 1500 roulettes finished checkpoint! Gonna get that horse before Evercold >:D

our indie game: - hand drawn by Celeste's pixel artist - music by Disasterpeace - made on our own game engine - a slow-burning horror RPG - meet (or date) 10+ charming characters - fast-paced combat - customize your playstyle with crafted items and combat abilities

I think I’ll be using this account to catalogue my ffxiv achievements more. Anyways just finished the diadem (including the optional 2nd and 3rd phase chievos for all jobs)

literally every time anyone is talking about anything on this website i am thinking about this post

Good evening I need thick creamy loads being pumped down my throat and all over my dumb face thank you

no one is as good at failing as I am, im the best there ever was

If you . ♡ ° ♡ think °. ♡ . + that . ✵ ♡ ✵ ♡ IMPACT PLAY ♡ . ° . ♡ is ° ✵ hot af ♡ ° ✧ ° ° ♡ repost this ♡

I often forget that I started playing Legends ZA until I’m sending a friend a photo and see my adorable femboy in my camera roll

I think it’s that time of the month for me because I want a baby. And also to be bred violently but that’s kind of just always true for me

Hook for a digital horror story: You notice your computer is running slow, and open up task manager only to find 90% of your CPU is going to an application with no icon labelled “Mpreg”

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

Wtf so Bluesky is now hiding posts if they *think* the poster is against fascism?!

i wanted to make a ffxiv version of that one post

I think we can all agree that our current measurements for the health of the economy don’t reflect the reality of working class struggle. That’s why I’m proposing a new metric: Gross Domestic Prada, which tracks how many people each year buy overly expensive shitty handbags

//vent art, impalement Make the agony stop #art #vent

Just recently started playing Clair Obscur and I beat this apparently optional boss >:) my boyfriend said I should come back when I get the third party member but I said nahhhhh lol

I am a faggot

She put motion on my controls till it sends my Sword Skyward Is this anything

"Y'all only care about the economy and tariffs when it affects your treats >:("

They should make "Golf with your Friends with Benefits" where in between rounds the golf balls fuck

i am a published author in excellent physical condition who cooks and also maintains a number of interesting hobbies yet i am constantly discriminated against in the dating world for my belief that mice have big banquets underground where they drink dandelion wine out of cups made from acorns

Was watching the season finale of "Three Body Problem" and y'all, the only private thing is your thoughts.

WIRED@wired.com · last yr.

Amazon is killing its “Do Not Send Voice Recordings” privacy feature on March 28 as the company aims to bolster Alexa+, its new subscription assistant.

If you’re looking for some sleepy time white noise tonight, I had an ~~idea~~ this week… It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here: youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4

White Noise For Charity - Torc Waterfall in Ireland - Sleep, Study, Focus!!

YouTube video by vlogbrothers

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Just completed a long term #ffxiv grind, finished every ARR relic (including the crafting “relics”) in the game lol

I’ve said it before and I WILL be saying it again: Stairway to Heaven is one of the best songs ever that shit is so fire

Started playing Neon white, that game is so sick. I know I'm probably dogshit at the game but I feel like a god when I gap my steam friends' times

Idea for a new survival horror game: instead of shooting zombies in a metaphorical space, you’re at a party where you don’t know anybody and have you conserve excuses to not talk to people. You’re still looking for your wife though, that stays the same

Absolutely nothing beats the feeling of relief of when you do nothing to solve a problem, hoping that it goes away on its own, and then IT DOES