tbh very enamoured with this terrible plumbing job a contractor did while openly admitting he super fucked up because he was sleep deprived

important update: 💹 is now the pleading emoji for pegging 💹😳💦 my currency is so unstable it needs to be pegged 👉👈

calling everything in the python ecosystem 0ver if it hasn’t bothered to go to epoch 1 1!0.0.1 is a much more legit stable release than 1.0.0 (aka 0!1.0.0)

the weirdest thing to learn about japan is bloodtypes are a popular astrology-like there. it comes up constantly in anime but it’s so easy to miss because that system has no presence in the west. there’s so many random drops of “such a sagitarius am i right” that don’t even register unless you know.

ok everyone my coworkers are sick of saying “pep 723 script” we’re officially making “scroll” happen

off to sf for onboarding for the next week

you know rustc is written by lesbians the way its codegen uhauls you at the drop of a hat. girl sees a function call and is like "i guess i'll move in 🥺"

function subtyping is easy, just remember you use **contra**ceptives when putting it inside and a **co**pay when taking it out

function subtyping is easy, just remember you use **contra**ceptives when putting it inside and a **co**pay when taking it out

hearing that "good first issue" tagging is becoming useless because it just prompts a bunch of identical ai-generated PRs. makes me wanna burn down a datacenter. fucking. god. what a pointless salting of the earth.

not a lot of people know this but if a restaurant ever serves you sushi that looks like this you should send it back -- it's so old that all the rice has settled to the bottom

everything they serve at the olive garden can be edible panties if you fuck up bad enough

Caipirinha dance animation meme!! #furryart #furry #fursona #oc #animation #animationmeme

【 𝕄 𝔸 ℝ 𝕀 ℕ 𝔸 】 "I don't think you're as cute or as smart as he's always saying you are." (●0●) #mischiefmakers #fanart

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

Michaela Joffe@joffeorama.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.

so pumped for the ty beta to finally be here, we did so much great work it rules! astral.sh/blog/ty

ty: An extremely fast Python type checker and language server

ty is an extremely fast Python type checker and language server, written in Rust, and designed as an alternative to mypy, Pyright, and Pylance.

astral.sh

lisp is ancap xml

python match statements are beautiful and the implications of pattern matches with python scoping rules are extremely funny

average company meeting at Astral

Just remembered this great series of retrospectives on Swift's language design by Jordan Rose belkadan.com/blog/tags/sw...

Bring back std::std, the curious inner-module did nothing wrong github.com/rust-lang/ru...

THIS IS A SOS DISTRESS SIGNAL: Any of my mutuals on here happen to be 65816 wizards and extremely interested in it? who might be interested in solving a single problem in smrpg modding?

👩‍🌾 Grab your tools

never forget the brave unstable compiler flags that gave their lives in the line of duty rest in peace, -Z everybody-loops, the compiler flag that replaced every function body with loop {}

implementing Drop is a Rust poweruser feature

<implementing python docstring rendering> "huh why does the ipaddress module in the python stdlib have a ton of google-style docstrings" # Copyright 2007 Google Inc. # Licensed to PSF under a Contributor Agreement. ok google, sure thing buddy, proud of you i guess

yooo the android devs are officially writing more rust per day than c/c++!!! security.googleblog.com/2025/11/rust...

Rust in Android: move fast and fix things

Posted by Jeff Vander Stoep, Android Last year, we wrote about why a memory safety strategy that focuses on vulnerability prevention in ...

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