call my girl a hemi cause when she let me see her double chambers i’m combustin
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raise hell, praise gail, dice jail ✻ she/her
merry christmas to all the thought daughters visiting their parents rn
This one goes out to all my #jonasbrothers heads out there Jingle bells Kevin smells Joe laid an egg The Jonasmobile lost its wheel And nick laid an egg Just something to give everyone a little bit of Christmas cheer, or whatever holiday you celebrate
chat what’s it mean when your bf goes to bed then 30 min later you hear various horn honking noises coming from his bedroom??
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i went to the lair of the white worm and everyone there knew you?
Y’all wanna parlay with me now that I’m captain of this vessel but where were you when I was swabbing the poop deck
I personally would not stay on a site owned by a Nazi who's trying to get random normal people killed
Jacqueline Sweet@jsweetli.bsky.social · 11mo agoElon sharing the name of 66 random not-famous people to his many millions of followers because this person said they said things she didn’t like about Charlie Kirk. I erased the names and employers from the screenshot but you can see their jobs. Nurses, teachers etc.
why worry about the opinions your extended family have of you when they’re busy sharing AI generated memorial images of a rightwing extremist grifter playing basketball with jesus in heaven
imagine telling all of us in 2021 what our friend group looks like now, that half of us are in some of the most beloved bands in the scene, and that not only are we almost all off twitter but we’re on a different platform where kass’s dad is funnier than all of us combined
sold a cd to a stranger earlier and it was such a thrilling experience for me that i’m moving to times square bc i have a VERY GOOD business idea yall are not gonna believe
do yall think we sometimes feel called to the sea bc our souls crave the home from which we evolved
i’m so tired of dissociating all day every day!!!!!!!! i just wanna feel real!!!!!
i feel so bad for the fonts that have “grotesque” in the name. they can’t help it, they don’t deserve this..
making noises you never heard on gizmos you never seen before
