Onyx Fox
@garbitchman.bsky.social
They call me the poop barber because i cut the crap. 📍Philadelphia • 1997 • 🏳️🌈
i cant wait to make progress on this thing. looks good after a wash though
if you show up to the megaplex pool with a bmi over 20 they assassinate you on the spot lee harvey style
we got poptart flavored buzzballs we have failed as a society
We need more restaurants where children are banned i hate walking into a place with screaming/crying children
texting people "who you on the phone with" because on bump it shows they are on a call
paul wall after he cums be like "pissing sideways, boys in a haze"
i fucked up what do you mean i ordered a deep fried montie cristo
Other furry cons: our themes are fun aesthetics that anyone can partake in, like back to school or 70s disco! Furrydelphia, stumbling in like a drunk uncle: WE OWE MONEY TO FUCKING TOM NOOK
💸 help us pay down our massive debt to geno, our raccoon landlord. we need so many bells. 📆 august 5-8, 2027 at the sheraton philadelphia downtown. see you there.
whos truck is this i cant figure it out for the life of me
the best deals be in the most stupid ass places. okay buddy.
fb marketplace meetup and the seller pulled up in a 35k mile focus wagon