Gareth Corn
@garethcorn.bsky.social
The Father of Internal Bushings. D2DF. Pi1. Stars superfan
Bad advice from the Musers' Letters from Listeners about not getting out of a car when the cops stop you. You, as the motorist, DO NOT HAVE AN OPTION when the cops tell you to exit the car on a traffic stop. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsyl...
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My 15 yo just asked for $30 to have Taco Bell doordashed to him and a buddy. I said “who tf do you think you are? The Prince of Persia???” Anyway those Progressive ads are about me
The controls on ALL microwaves should be standardized. I shouldn’t have to walk into a stranger kitchen and not be able to figure out how to heat up a slice of pizza
Dianna, Princess of Whales 👑🐋 🌺@di-atribe.bsky.social · yesterdayGiven a sudden, large audience, what ideas or issues would you choose to platform?
talia jane@taliajane.bsky.social · 2d agoAnother person conducting ICE abductions in New Jersey has been identified: Mike Smith of Warrington, PA, described by Jersey Counterinfo as “41 years, is married, is a homeowner, has two children, and is a Disney Adult.” He evidently is a U.S. Marshal: jerseycounterinfo.noblogs.org/nj-ice-agent...
the only time cops enforce property crime laws is when they get to arrest a dude right then and there for an easy fish-in-a-barrel checkmark on their monthly stats. If they have to do *any* sort of work for it, they just move on to an easier one. “They should have insurance“
Em, midly@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 4d agoIt’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.
Maybe John Wick should’ve just kept all his guns in like a big rubbermaid container instead. Having to chop up all that concrete and then re-pour everytime he needs a gun seems like a lot. Although he didn’t have a wife, so his to-do list was way shorter
All-timer of an anthem performance at the first WPBL game last night. Never heard anything like it. Just when you think you’ve figured out what type of Bad Anthem Performance you’re watching she switches it up
Théo@tlpavlich.gay · 4d agoOkay I went back and recorded the WPBL anthem. I haven't seen a clip of it yet and....it needs to never be forgotten.
I’ve been getting destroyed by these 214-290 numbers on my work phone. It’s been going on for weeks
Bluesky banking just reminds you with every purchase that you’re on stolen land
Problematic Otter@problematicotter.bsky.social · last wk.A Bluesky banking service wouldn't actually let you invest money; it would see the things you want to invest your money in and scold you about the various atrocities you're supporting by attempting to do that
THEY SENT THEM CHILDREN TO THE CHRISTIAN SCHOOLS AND THEY CAME BACK DUMB AS HELL
This story is indeed insane. They literally *discounted his correct answers* (on questions about the Constitution) so that a Trump supporting girl who wants to go to Hillsdale College could win $25K and be televised meeting Trump. So. Gross.
Charlotte Clymer@charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 2w agoThis story is crazy. It would appear Trump admin officials rigged their nationally televised high school civics contest to keep a young man from a Sikh family out of the finalists. www.notus.org/national/ame...
No, I’ve never actually heard anyone say “I never listen to The Ticket.” I USED to hear people say “I never listen to Bad Radio.” Ticket management is guilty of bit stealing
Thanks to an unbelievably generous hookup from @suge-white.bsky.social, we got a chance to try out some new spices. Tonight was Soul on grilled chicken breasts..it was awesome! the boys inhaled theirs. Thanks again, bud!!!!!!
The clock situation is driving my american sports brain to insanity
I’ll never be able to look at Ronaldo again without thinking about the Telemundo pbp guy who said he looks like Jar Jar Binks
We do sports camps for kids during the summer (basically a school lunch program). One of the other cops said I dress like Adam Sandler. The kids didn’t know who that was, so they googled him. They started calling me Mr. Deeds, then Coach Deeds, then Coach Deez Nutz. Things are going great
for the first time ever, I’m leading the P1 Geography Group
Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump: Stop The Count!
ALT: Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump: Stop The Count!
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What kind of bullshit inception-ass password hint is this?!
