Gaz Bottom

@garjones.bsky.social

Welshman living in South East Asia. Rugby loving immigrant who when he Googles his name only gets hits for Gaz Top, so must be bottom.

My lockdown take. The US and UK both didn't have proper ones, they had half arsed ones, where beaches and parks were full and there were no controls on movement (just guidelines, hence Cummings drove half the country). So they lasted longer and still more people died.

My favourite part of this Trump nonsense is liberal Yanks saying when they win the World Cup it'd be a stain. Fucking hell boys, have you seen France play so far? It's a different league.

Avatar exists in its own universe, always makes bank, nobody seems to care, no fandom. I wasted a conversation around Rogue Trooper that it may be a bit uncanny valley. Avatar is the same, I watched the last one to kill time for a flight, made millions.

Twlldun@twlldun.bsky.social · last mo.

Cycling through Disney+ to have something on as I work and I come across the last avatar movie which I google and discover made $1.49 billion at the box office? I know the joke is about their lack of cultural footprint but…I had forgotten it even came out? Almost $1.5 billion? What?

Age restriction suggestion for the internet. Anyone over 75 has the voice message button disabled in WhatsApp. Anyone in a family group with pensioners will know why.

I went into the most money laundering of vape shops today. It is the closest to my house I just moved into, the guy with eastern European accent was so stoned he didn't realise I was stood a foot away from him, gave me the wrong product and couldn't work the payment console. I shan't return.

Aircon, believe me I know a I've lived in a tropical country for 23 years is expensive and needs more maintenance if rarely used. We need to look more at heat pump to air heaters in the UK as they double up as aircon on those few hot days. Most don't know it exists.

Since everyone has an alternative story in my feed on post Covid cinema experience. I went to see a movie today and everyone behaved great. No phones, no chatting. In an Odeon in a working class city and not some fancy venue.

Tactical voting plays its part but after pollsters told us Gorton & Denton and Caerphilly and Senedd and Makerfield were close and they weren't can we admit Reform are being oversold?

I knew virtually nothing about Scotland or the Scots before them invading Boston for the World Cup … I am obsessed with them. They’re insane? And so fun. And SO nice and talkative and thankful for the hospitality. And super duper drunk always.

The government approach to Twitter is like: Marks and Spencer whip their staff but we'll continue to shop there and hand in a suggestion card we'd rather they didn't.

Watched a video of the biggest hits of the 2010s, some great stuff on there as well as some crap. That's normal. What I don't get is Drake, super popular and loads of hits that exit my brain as soon as they enter. It's not even annoying I just can't retain any memory of it. Weird.

I get this senior dating ad every time on YouTube (I am old, married and nothing would scare me more than dating again) and this is by far the oldest looking woman in the photo they've selected, she could realistically be 30 or so rather then the usual teen.

"Senior" dating ad, woman in the photo is very young and beautiful but is feasibly just past 30.