Miss Valentine ♡
@garlicbredowo.bsky.social
Born 1994 ♡ Intersex Sapphic Proship Gremlin No Minors, No Antis Howdy Im Xeno and this is my TCEST/Usagi account 🧡❤️💜💙🐰🐰 Tmnt: 03, 07, 12, Rise+Tales Usagi: comics + Samurai Rabbit One Commission at a Time [in progress, none available]
CW: clown (plush toy) Valentines passed and uuuh shit went wild here Have some gay shit from todays trip to the store! Featuring a plush clown and other people being alarmed to find that i dress very cute but am still Gap Moe (I love creepy little fucks and bugs) #queerjoy
![I saw this in the clearance asile and gasped in delight...then i moved his limbs and found they had poseable wire and said to [My Partner] in quiet reverance "Hes a little creep... please daddy, i love him, can has?" And he laughed at me
At the register i said "The silly little guy can go with my things!" And the cashire saw me dressed like at girl at a 60s soda fountain and smiled and [My Partner] hands her the clown and her smile falls immediately
"....hes creepy." She says devoid of and endearment, scanning him quickly and handing him to me, as i giggle with delight](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rqeef6mhkzjkbfv5avh32zt2/bafkreidpiu43dlm6m2v4tsdggvdq3z4mij3z2lfkvt4vkk3ochmxnctkly)
My childhood friend (and my bff to this day) sometimes hears me bitch about the stuff happening to me and they will say something like "a disproportionate number of Very Strange but Proven Factual things happen to you" Ya god is giving ger weirdest battles to her strangest clown i guess?? Fuck
With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man. I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.
This account will likely be locked down soon, dependant on a few factors. This is a good thing for me long term. There was a Potential, very Personal security leak. It is being handled, but due to the nature and current investigations, I cannot say more at this time. Closing thots: HAHAHA
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a framed picture with the words vindication written on it .
Alt: Holt frpm b99 yells "Vindication!"
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i cannot provide context at this time but i will tell yall when im older 😘
I'm at the point where an adult should pick me up and put me in their lap. Pet me and hold me really close while they coo dwn at me.
Doodled this last night and wasnt sure what I wanted to do with it, glad I saved it rather than just slapping some values on it cuz this was fun! They disgust me i hate them so much (affectionate). Vintage radiostatic is such a bittersweet paradise :'3 #radiostatic #voxal #immundusart
vent art I feel like i am human in shape alone, my flesh long overtaken and lost to the question i am asked most often, but dont have an answer for: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH [ME]?
Whenever someone mentions just how Different me and my husbands personalities are and how they are surprised we dont clash and fight with each other I ask "Have you played Psychonauts?" And if they say Yes: "I am Milla Vodello and He is Sasha Nien." And everytime they go ooooh got it
#tcest You know that thing parents in TV shows do where if they catch their kid with a cigarette they make them smoke the whole pack? That but it's F!Donnie catching Casey fucking himself with a vibrator from his clearly labeled "DO NOT TOUCH" drawer
Casey swallowed. For every second F!Donnie stared at him,the artery in his neck throbbed a bit faster. His stern expression was enough to assure him this wasn't some cruel,twisted joke. He was being completely serious There was no way he could escape this,not
"I only am not laughing in the video because I was on anesthesia and wasn't fully a person yet but internally know I was losing my mind" It probably doesnt read to anyone else but i can like...feel how funny I thought this was at the time but i literally couldnt figure out how to make noise yet lol
Miss Valentine ♡@garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 2y agoI took this video after a colonoscopy and it's the funniest thing I've ever done
2003 Mikey is so real I delight in his screams he's so fucking relatable #tcest ff psspssspsspsspss
The bit of gummigoo diving into his buddys lap to look out the window and recieves a little cuddle lives in my serotonin receptors and pays rent for the whole compex
Miss Valentine ♡@garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 10mo agoI present to you the most important consecutive 7 seconds of Digital Circus Episode 2! Jax locks in his head like a chicken, plus Gummigoo gets heckin cuddled #digitalcircus #TADC
by age 26 you should have: • an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character • weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager • a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
it was time to post my back log art anyway merry birthmas #tcest #cumflation #raphnardo
when im made to do too many responsible tasks and start age regressing but there are more tasks that need doing urgently
a baby is being held in someone 's arms and looking at the camera
Alt: a baby is being held in someone 's arms and looking at the camera confused, then distressed, finally the baby wails, sobbing suddenly
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