Gary Panton

@garypanton.co.uk

Author of THE NOTWITCHES and THE NOTWITCHES: PRISON BREAK. All the links for ordering can be found at garypanton.co.uk/books/ Represented by Rachel Mann at CAA. 📍Perth, Scotland 🌐 garypanton.co.uk

About 90% of the correspondence I get through my website these days is from AI scambots, to the extent that I've considered removing the contact page entirely. But occasionally a genuine message comes through that makes it all feel worth it. This one (with a few spoilers redacted) made me smile.

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I just finished ready the second Notwitches book with my 6 year old and she loved it so much she wanted to write you a note:

Dear Gary Panton which notwitches book took longer the first book or the second book. I loved the first and second book I think I will love ❤ the third book.It was a very big shock went the REDACTED. My favourite characters were the notwitch family and rolo he was very sweet and funny 😁 .I am very Excited for the third book. I loved how there was a REDACTED and i was shocked thank you for the amazing 🤩 book it was a great 👍 book 📖 and It was so good i loved it. Thank you it was funny when Rolo said REDACTED and that was very funny 😁
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About 90% of the correspondence I get through my website these days is from AI scambots, to the extent that I've considered removing the contact page entirely. But occasionally a genuine message comes through that makes it all feel worth it. This one (with a few spoilers redacted) made me smile.

Message
I just finished ready the second Notwitches book with my 6 year old and she loved it so much she wanted to write you a note:

Dear Gary Panton which notwitches book took longer the first book or the second book. I loved the first and second book I think I will love ❤ the third book.It was a very big shock went the REDACTED. My favourite characters were the notwitch family and rolo he was very sweet and funny 😁 .I am very Excited for the third book. I loved how there was a REDACTED and i was shocked thank you for the amazing 🤩 book it was a great 👍 book 📖 and It was so good i loved it. Thank you it was funny when Rolo said REDACTED and that was very funny 😁
From Evie REDACTED
❤❤❤❤🥰🥰❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Had such a fun time going on this podcast. I may never be able to listen to it as I can't bear hearing myself, but please everyone else go have a listen!

Hellish@hellishpod.com · 2d ago

Writer @garypanton.co.uk gives us the five tracks he’ll meet in Hell! Gary talks about his book series, the Notwitches, and about switching from writing for hire to creating your own characters. He also puts two tracks in Hell that could get him banned from Scotland. Listen podfollow.com/hellish

this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary

I've arrived
Delivery person contacted you
Thu Jul 30 at 6:12 PM
Proplem in elvator

Yes. Do tell me again how I get tariffed and red taped to the point of not being able to trade at ALL with the US or EU for pennies, but apparently an AI company can steal my IP and literally destroy rare priceless literature to train its plagiarism machine with impunity. Make it make sense

Very excited to have been invited to take part in the Baltimore Book Festival. Bit weird that they're contacting me from a Gmail address based in Nigeria but I'm sure it's fine.

Screengrab of an email from a Nigerian IP address, with an invitation to take part in the Baltimore Book Festival.

Today I went to Currys with the intention of buying a specific laptop I'd seen there last week, only to be told that even though it's still on display in the shop, they no longer sell that model. This really does not seem like the best way to convince people to shop in stores instead of online.

Bill Oddie, what a lovely bloke. He wrote us a letter when we started making The Young Ones, wishing us the very best, and warning us against interference from higher up. He didn’t know anyone in the cast personally. It just came out of the blue. Lovely thing to do.

Okay one more odyssey post. Really loved the movie. But I for one am willing to stop rescuing Matt Damon. At some point we’re just going to have to collectively agree that if Matt Damon gets lost again we just have to let him go.