Death ✅ Taxes ✅ RedBull players not old enough to shave scoring against Orlando ✅ 🤷🏻‍♂️ Truly a league for the Sickos.

There are some Seattle MLS & USA soccer fans who just caught a combined 9–2 drubbing to the face in consecutive home games against Belgium and the Portland Timbers in back-to-back weeks and I just hope somehow that their boss knew this and gave them the day off last Friday. Hang in there, fam. ✊🏻

And now…MetLife stadium can look forward to Jets & Giants football…

Leslie Jordan Says Well, Shit

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I just want to pause a minute before the World Cup final to note how ridiculously lucky Metlife Stadium gets w/the weather for big events. 82 & sunny with a slight breeze. Amazing. Yesterday is was pouring balls & 2 days ago there was enough smoke to make everyone sound like George Burns.

Mid-century Germans: I recognize this defense from France….

RIP to literal video GOAT Bonnie Tyler, who passed away at age 75. Cc @gynostar.bsky.social youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk?...

Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version

YouTube video by artistwithouttalent

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Honestly thought this was going to be Pochettino’s first call. Talented group to work with.

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 4w ago

🚨🇵🇹 Jorge Jesus to become new Portugal head coach, here we go! He’s accepted to take over after Roberto Martínez. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 Jorge Jesus will lead the project for Nations League, Euro 2028 and next World Cup. 🔜 He’s won Saudi Pro League title at Al Nassr this season with Cristiano.

Spectacular game by Egypt. Spectacular. What a story. 30’ to finish the tale & shock the world.

Really wish Chuck Schumer, the Maine Democratic Party & others in charge spent half the time and energy they are using now to remove Graham Platner into running somebody other than Janet Mills in the Democratic primary against him, or vetting him properly in the first place.

Here we go now Holla if you hear me though Cause we got Flo…. #USMNT

Naughty By Nature Dancing

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Epic Shithousery Group of Death would have Uruguay, Paraguay, Mexico & Morocco somehow all involved. Better get Mbappe out of this game before someone clears him into a hospital.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · last mo.

I was rooting for Paraguay but the Benny Hill pratfall shit is getting truly hilarious. Doing Three Stooges shit trying to get Mbappe a red card.

Credit to Canada for playing the game on the front foot & going after it. Needed that quality in finishing from David that they just didn't have, but I felt they outplayed Morocco for most of the game. Get em next time, guys!

Rookie mistake here by Morocco clearly not understanding how much Canada loves to forecheck...

I think there's only one way for this CAN-MAR game to go: a 0-0 game into the 89', upon which Cyle Larin scores a thunderbolt game winner and @mattdoyle.bsky.social gives us every UCONN gif in the bluesky catalog in celebration. 😁

Happy 4th of July. 🇺🇸 Pardon the mess as we need another 250 years to renovate the errors of the last 250.

Painful to know this is going on & we basically can’t stop it. (Until after, maybe). July 4th has a large grain of salt this year. youtu.be/WHvRA1W54LY?...

How Trump Hijacked America’s 250th Birthday

YouTube video by Congressman Jared Huffman

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Love it. Walking out of the stadium I was thinking about someone doing a version of this with “Never gonna give you up”. Baker Street always hits tho.

Douglas Reyes-Ceron@dreyesceron.bsky.social · last mo.

Can’t sleep, went for it @phat7deuce.bsky.social

Playing 4-D chess, Tim Weah took out of Copa America so we could prepare for this moment. My Ted Talk: ……

You’re going home In a Waymo ambulance.. #SiliconValley

Whatever country wins determines how we pronounce Christian Pulisic‘s name 🇺🇸

Well…if the U.S. can handle its business…you get to play a Belgian side that went 120’ & drained themselves and all their luck to get out of a game vs Senegal. Maybe that negates the travel advantage of BEL staying in Seattle all week. 🤞🏻 One step at a time.

Solid weather in Santa Clara for 🇺🇸 vs 🇧🇦

Holy shit. I don’t think England has had anyone that clutch since Winston Churchill.

Teddy Roosevelt also read a crap ton of books. Is reading books manly? Can we make that a thing again?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

Newsmax host: "I'd like to talk a little bit about the Supreme Court ruling with transgender. The backdrop today is that President Trump is at the Teddy Roosevelt presidential library. We know how tough Teddy Roosevelt was -- biological man, real man's man."

Not an England supporter but I definitely thought it was a penalty. Thing is: I don’t know how the ref doesn’t go over to at least doublecheck it that seemed like bullshit to me. It’s the whole point of having VAR… making sure you get the call right. Credit to DRCongo, defended amazingly so far.

Paraguay…wow. Germany played into their hands & got bit by the upset bug. Credit to Paraguay for winning with steel in their veins. Everyone left in the tournament better go out & practice penalties…

Wait, why does it say “welcome?” You can only get a passport if you are a US citizen, which means you are already here…😳🤔🤦🏼‍♂️. Are they not aware that passports and visas are different things? Do they think we give passports to people at the airport upon *arrival* ?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

Kim Jong Un thinks this is a bit much

Every Uruguay game is a knife fight in a phone booth where they wait for you to bleed to death or drown in your own tears. Always happy to se them exit a tournament. Don’t cry about a penalty vs Spain, all they had to do was beat Saudi Arabia or DR Congo to advance…and couldn’t. Bye 👋🏻

Your tax dollars pay for this service. Then even more of your tax dollars go to pay for the million dollar settlements these cases generate. Really not great all around. 🤬😞🤦🏼‍♂️

Malena-PRO-CHOICE 🌊 🟦🟧Fighting Tyranny!@malena.bsky.social · last mo.

We are watching the accelerated Nazification of our country. A rogue President has systematically dehumanized everyone he sees as an adversary. His followers & LE ignore the law & Constitution & justify #ICELawlessness, racism, violence & torture. Not 1 Republican speaks against it. Will you?🧵

Unbelievable…🙄🤦🏼‍♂️