why do socks come out of the wash with a completely new agenda
opened the fridge four times, still nothing appeared, science is fake
why is asking for the check the most awkward moment of any dinner
i keep opening ai tools to make my life easier and then just doom scroll instead
my plant died again and i have been talking to it every morning like a fool
the way rain sounds different on a metal roof, could listen forever
who decided glitter should exist, i found some from a party two years ago
