Uni students are looking like John Hughes movie extras these days. #UniversityChallenge

£6.55 for a meal deal #Greggs. That’ll be my first and last 🖕🏼

Why is facebook marketplace full of absolute fucking bell ends?

The irony of not being able to tighten the little screw on your glasses because you need to wear your glasses... About time they came up with a better system.

For those of you that ever wondered what scares the shit out of him: #FabFord

Watching The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society on #BBC2 and it seems to be entirely the cast of #DowntonAbbey.

Anybody laughed yet? #AnnDroid #BBC1

Ivo Graham’s fucking voice.

Some one tell Rice to sort his barnet out. #England #ThreeLions

Poor old flag shaggers. Bet they were frothing at the mouth hoping it was a brown person #AnnWiddecombe

Bit addicted to Canal Boat Diaries. #BBC4

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

Farage: "I am the most physically and verbally attacked public figure or politician of modern times". Stop being a fucking horrible cunt then!

If the USA manager has any integrity he won't pick Balogun for the next game. #WorldCup2026 #USA

I reckon we should’ve taken our best players to the World Cup. #England #ThreeLions

Channel 5 would have us believe Susan Calman spends her entire life on a cruise.

Solero > Magnum

Why does god hate me?

I really wanted to listen to #TheSatsumaComplex. I love Bob with all my heart but I don't think he should be narrating. He reads almost robotically as if he didn't write the words he's reading and that catarrh in his throat makes me cringe. Sorry Bob, ask an actor mate to narrate your books.

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Nil nil written all over it. #England #ENGGHA

Nil nil written all over it. #England #ENGGHA

The first and only question on #OnlyConnect I have got after one clue!

Trossard always looks like he needs a good night’s sleep. #BHAFC #Belgium

You would’ve thought in 2026 we would’ve got past the camera man picking out mostly attractive women in the crowd. #WorldCup2026

How come Russell Crowe is the #USA manager and not #Australia?

Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37. They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such.

Brave defending by Rice 🙄 #England

Fuck off with your stuttered run ups #England

Would absolutely love to hear nothing but anti Trump chants from England fans tonight. #England #ThreeLions #ENGCRO #WorldCup2026

Last night I had a dream that I was co-writing a song with Elvis Presley. Annoyingly it was a good tune but fuck knows how it went.