Ce doux sentiment de désespoir quand tu te rappelles que les prochains étés seront de pire en pire, pendant toute ta vie. youtu.be/ffkm9mKFXm4?...
C'est le printemps
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Guillaume Dalle
@gdalle.bsky.social
Researcher in machine learning and optimization. Open source enthusiast. Parody songwriter (aka PianoHamster). OCD survivor.
Excited to welcome Queer in AI to NeurIPS Europe! 💫
Queer in AI@queerinai.com · 3w agoOur @neuripsconf.bsky.social Affinity Workshop Call for Contributions is LIVE 🌈 We welcome: • Queerness + AI research • Work from queer scholars Non-archival • Multiple submissions allowed 📅 Visa-friendly deadline: Aug 3 AoE 📅 Final deadline: Sep 3 AoE (1/3) #MachineLearning
Ça faisait trop longtemps que je n'avais pas écrit de chanson ! Et l'actualité est tellement gaie, pourquoi se priver ? youtu.be/62xHs6LM2B4
Crasse des grands hommes [TW abus sexuels]
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TMLR has been facing an significant uptick in the number of submissions since the start of 2026. This is placing an extreme burden on our amazing team of reviewers & action editors. To ease this burden, TMLR will be implementing submission quotas, effective July 1. 1/n medium.com/@TmlrOrg/ann...
Very exciting to see the team behind PyData Paris crossing language borders! I'll definitely attend 👀
Compute! Paris@computeparis.bsky.social · 3mo agoWhy attend Compute! Paris 2026 (Nov 25-26)? Leave with new techniques, new contacts, and a clearer picture of where data science is heading. This isn’t just another conference,it’s a community. compute.events/paris2026/ #ComputeParis
Pretty late to the party, but I was honored to receive the Robert Faure prize 2026 from the French Operations Research Society! matbesancon.xyz/post/2026-04...
Robert Faure Prize 2026 | μβ
I’m proud and honored to have received the Robert Faure prize 2026, alongside two fantastic peers Salma Makboul and Julien Grand-Clément. The prize is awarded by the French Operations Research Society...
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Crossword pro tip: solve it as a team with your smarter girlfriend. First time under an hour for a Sunday grid!
I find it extremely comforting to know that Python development will basically be revolutionized every two years by @crmarsh.com and his crew at Astral. astral.sh/blog/ty
ty: An extremely fast Python type checker and language server
ty is an extremely fast Python type checker and language server, written in Rust, and designed as an alternative to mypy, Pyright, and Pylance.
astral.sh
IJCAI 2026 will charge $100 USD per submission. Funds will be used to compensate reviewers. 2026.ijcai.org/ijcai-ecai-2...
Note to self: create a second Spotify account to work on song covers. Maybe this will allow my end-of-year recap to not look like an obsessive French pop fever dream.
Awesome to see the French government recognize our work on open-source software! @ouvrirlascience.bsky.social
Guillaume Dalle@gdalle.bsky.social · 8mo agoMy baby #JuliaLang package got an award! DifferentiationInterface.jl just received a national prize for open-source research software and I couldn't be prouder. We started this from a vague dream with @adrianhill.de, and reached 1000 dependents and 100k downloads last month. Research != just papers.
My baby #JuliaLang package got an award! DifferentiationInterface.jl just received a national prize for open-source research software and I couldn't be prouder. We started this from a vague dream with @adrianhill.de, and reached 1000 dependents and 100k downloads last month. Research != just papers.
Trying to learn Rust for the Advent of Code, and literally every page of the manual has me going “wow, that *is* a problem I encountered in other languages and what a clever way to solve it”.
Yes!!! This is what prompted me to write the following paper: dl.acm.org/doi/full/10.... A lot is explained by narratives and social norms driving research. We need to build our own narratives, as a research community, this is what we do
Hype, Sustainability, and the Price of the Bigger-is-Better Paradigm in AI | Proceedings of the 2025 ACM Conference on Fairness, Accountability, and Transparency
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Don't mind me, just going through old, irrelevant posts
Guillaume Dalle@gdalle.bsky.social · 9mo agoOpenReview? More like BrokenReview, amirite?
each poster session at #neurips2025 has about 1000 posters. stupid question but isn't that too much?
Monotone operator theory be like: every algorithm is a fixed-point algorithm. A strangely comforting idea.
⚠️ WANTED: PhD student ⚠️ The topic? GPU-friendly algorithms for discrete optimization and mathematical programming, to be used inside decision-focused learning pipelines. The mentors? My colleague Axel Parmentier and myself. [1/3]
Teaching a class on decomposition methods for MILPs tomorrow and I'm wondering what the modern alternative is for "master problem" (as opposed to the pricing subproblem). Any suggestions? I've been using "main problem" but it feels too generic.
Note to self: in the future, check the author names twice *before* sending review invitations. This lesson is sponsored by the Shameful Society of New Action Editors who Invited Authors to Review their Own Paper.
Gotta love how objectively insane it is that we even have to say this out loud.
Jon Froehlich@jonfroehlich.bsky.social · 9mo ago📢🚨Folks, you can only submit 25 papers this year to CVPR (25 submissions per author cap). So, please plan accordingly.
Doing my first reviewer assignment as an editor, and I can officially confirm: we need fewer papers and more reviewers.
Happy to announce that I joined the crew of @tmlrorg.bsky.social as an action editor 📝 We need a publication model with the fast turnaround of ML conferences but no attendance requirement and less reviewer lottery. I believe TMLR is part of the solution, and if you do too, come review with us!
I’m recruiting a postdoctoral researcher on a fully funded 2-year contract. The topic is developing and implementing new parallel graph algorithms, with applications to data-driven transportation and logistics. Details and application procedure below ⬇️ Reach out if you have any questions!
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I’m reasonably confident that this is the first Disney song cover about machine learning conferences. At least the first one so far. Don’t tempt me. #MLSky youtu.be/kWkgl9Mb2p4?...
San Diego
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I’m reasonably confident that this is the first Disney song cover about machine learning conferences. At least the first one so far. Don’t tempt me. #MLSky youtu.be/kWkgl9Mb2p4?...
San Diego
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